Evo @ 11

Aren’t we all in a mood here. I’m betting the joke about it being the last show might be true sooner than you think.

Choice Bites

• Sheila is presenting at Ignite 8 in Scottsdale, fuckup Evo is not
• My YouTube video gets a troller comment
• The great unwashed masses also ride the bus
• What muslim chicks and goths have in common
• Crack that Whip! Devo rocked in concert but Sublime sucked ass
• re·cid·i·vism: 1. repeated or habitual relapse, as into crime. 2. the chronic tendency toward repetition of criminal or antisocial behavior patterns.
• Shitty mood and rude hosts
• 26.2? Is that your IQ?
• ROTC runners bring a show to Evo’s coffee break
• Probably no show next week.

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From that title alone, we should win some sort of prize. And if not for that, because Jeff Moriarty shows up… and pisses all over the new Star Trek movie. Then we get really nasty towards the end.

Choice Bits

• Did you swallow my eye?

• The theory about what color his dick was
• Great title for a movie: Guys in Space
• Paramount paid Jesus to endorse it
• Now I hate the movie thanks to everything you said
• His real name is Huge Ackman
• Fucking with the in-laws: good times
• You are sick and fucking demented
• Orc husband?
• Jesus is crying on me
• Fucking #followfriday
• I liked my idea of #felatiofriday
• Technorama is coming back!
• You’ve got your pasta in a twist…
• I call him a pussy all the damned time
• Quizno’s did not pay for these spots
• Gives a whole different meaning to “secret sauce”
• She’s talking to that passed-out bitch in the corner
• Men, for some reason, want to watch women pee
• I can’t stick my vagina through a hole
• I feel better. I’ve been raunchy.

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Cj Fiero-bender joins us. And the topics are all over the place. I thought this show was supposed to be about me, dammit!?!

Choice Bits

• These are my bitches

• It’s Debbie’s birthday
• I didn’t bring you the Swine flu
• There are more people killed every year by deer
• Balticon 43 promo
• It tastes like adrenaline, as in I just chewed someone’s adrenal gland
• The inside is liquid evil
• All joking aside — that was vile. And it might have been bile.
• It’s one side of your evil face in the dark
• Seth Harwood coming to Phoenix in June
• Are you over 21?
• Do not deliver to an intoxicated person
• Did you get something from dildos.com?
• Watch the video of Seth’s dog eating a steak
• There weren’t too many people drunker than Cj that night
• … and I just leapt into his arms because I had been drinking
• He was like a drink-ticket ATM
• Love Long and Prosper promo
• You usually dress like I do — as little as socially possible
• Assless chaps, baby
• You showed her the vinyl outfit?
• We can’t offend people anymore
• For the record, you can give anyone a blow job, on air, for your birthday, or just because it’s Wednesday
• The flu is not on peoples’ ass
• I don’t care how big your ass is, you’re not going to get the swine flu from it
• His friend had to go to Best Buy to take a dump

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Summary

Debbie’s old friend Wendy joins us for the show, where we bitch about the weather and shit stains.

Debbie slides in two promos: a corrected one for a serialized audiobook called Heart of the Hunter. And no, it isn’t available at Podiobooks.com. Yet. And then for The Scotch Cast. Which I was on. Which rocked the house!

Choice Bits

• I need a sleepover

• I’m thinking you’re going to have to show me your tits
• You must bring paper mache created items
• No skulls or wagon wheels
• We see the beads, panties & bra in the trees
• You hang out with this crazy bitch?
• I blame all of this on Scott Sigler
• YouTube is full of shit stains
• We haven’t actually been dick-hunting yet
• Our douchebag husbands were friends…
• I’d have been puking my guts out
• I bet you’re an even worse pilot
• We’re doing this again next week?

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