Posts tagged “Wolverine”.

Evoat11 38 – Pasta and Glory Holes

From that title alone, we should win some sort of prize. And if not for that, because Jeff Moriarty shows up… and pisses all over the new Star Trek movie. Then we get really nasty towards the end.

Choice Bits

  • Did you swallow my eye?

  • The theory about what color his dick was
  • Great title for a movie: Guys in Space
  • Paramount paid Jesus to endorse it
  • Now I hate the movie thanks to everything you said
  • His real name is Huge Ackman
  • Fucking with the in-laws: good times
  • You are sick and fucking demented
  • Orc husband?
  • Jesus is crying on me
  • Fucking #followfriday
  • I liked my idea of #felatiofriday
  • Technorama is coming back!
  • You’ve got your pasta in a twist…
  • I call him a pussy all the damned time
  • Quizno’s did not pay for these spots
  • Gives a whole different meaning to “secret sauce”
  • She’s talking to that passed-out bitch in the corner
  • Men, for some reason, want to watch women pee
  • I can’t stick my vagina through a hole
  • I feel better. I’ve been raunchy.

Evoat11 36 – Go-Fast Energy Gum Kills Swine Flu

Cj Fiero-bender joins us. And the topics are all over the place. I thought this show was supposed to be about me, dammit!?!

Choice Bits

  • These are my bitches

  • It’s Debbie’s birthday
  • I didn’t bring you the Swine flu
  • There are more people killed every year by deer
  • Balticon 43 promo
  • It tastes like adrenaline, as in I just chewed someone’s adrenal gland
  • The inside is liquid evil
  • All joking aside — that was vile. And it might have been bile.
  • It’s one side of your evil face in the dark
  • Seth Harwood coming to Phoenix in June
  • Are you over 21?
  • Do not deliver to an intoxicated person
  • Did you get something from dildos.com?
  • Watch the video of Seth’s dog eating a steak
  • There weren’t too many people drunker than Cj that night
  • … and I just leapt into his arms because I had been drinking
  • He was like a drink-ticket ATM
  • Love Long and Prosper promo
  • You usually dress like I do — as little as socially possible
  • Assless chaps, baby
  • You showed her the vinyl outfit?
  • We can’t offend people anymore
  • For the record, you can give anyone a blow job, on air, for your birthday, or just because it’s Wednesday
  • The flu is not on peoples’ ass
  • I don’t care how big your ass is, you’re not going to get the swine flu from it
  • His friend had to go to Best Buy to take a dump