Posts tagged “wedding”.

Evo @ 11 Show 69 – Missed Opportunity

It’s a missed opportunity because none of us remember it was SHOW 69! WTF! ShEvo had a lot to talk about, none of which relates to sex.

Choice Bits

  • Happy Birthday Sheila
  • Cheerios and wine, new challenges
  • Recap of the Jonathan Coulton concert including fender bender
  • Recap of the wedding they attended
  • Recap of the #evfn issues
  • Curling
  • Dinner is served, just don’t look at it
  • Lee Lee Oriental Supermarket
  • We’re all wicked witches!
  • Big hair for an 80s band
  • Pie Party

Evoat11 43 – Overrun by Cutlers

No Sheila! But left wing nut job Dani Cutler fills in for her, bringing half of her family along — Valina and her beau Allen.

Choice Bits

  • I didn’t get you pregnant
  • Instead of an “APPLAUSE” light, you need a “DOUCHE” light
  • Next time you wanna make a sales pitch: space uniform
  • You’re not my favorite
  • You surely recognize you cannot compress time
  • Sign up to present at Ignite Phoenix 5
  • I’m now banned from Social Media Club
  • Maybe you should moon them?
  • Hewn vs felled
  • Should I stop being good?
  • Bribery kind of invalidates the transaction
  • We need an androgynous dyke for this position
  • So you’re a tracer?
  • Evo says you are a prostitute
  • Let’s let him not fuck that up
  • Fucktard is getting married on Monday
  • Can you drink while you are ice skating?