Evo @ 11

We have a do-over here. You know, new equipment + alcohol = clusterfuck. Its all good though. Visited by our east coast friend Donna and y’all remember Arioch, we’re ramping up for the HallowEvo*Con the following night.

Oh yeah, there’s a new intro!

Choice Bits

• Bethlehem PA, home of the horse cocks and not Raven-Symoné.
• If you’d been in the live stream, you’d have heard our first attempt.
• Maybe that cool martini glass rack hanging from the ceiling isn’t such a great idea.
• We love MsInformation.
• Not an overheard, by the way.
• I’d tap that.
• He’s the wholesale foreigner.
• How does the losing team like the British or Portuguese rewrite their history books?
• George Hrab should really listen to this episode and scream the answers.
• A moment for JC Hutchins, 7th Son: Descent is finally out and available. Go buy a few!
• And of course, any conversation about writers turns to Scott Sigler.
• She and E dropping in on A in San Diego next week. Let’s hope she’s prepared.
• GaryVee crossed the line stealing Sheila’s wine and cereal idea.

Podcast: Download (25.0MB)

I’m beginning to see why Evo dumped his show notes chore on me. Just when you think, “there, it’s all uploaded” you realize you still have another hour’s worth of work to do. Y’all better appreciate this shit.

Choice Bits

• Bitching about the weather.
• My pool is heated.
• That really was an ugly shirt.
• The Lame Couch. Gee, I think it makes us funnier.
• We stream on Ustream if you want to watch us record. Though we don’t really have a schedule anymore, watch Evo’s twitter feed for a heads-up.
• She doesn’t want everything in her life to be show prep!
• Costumes are ready.
• I don’t want to talk about my shoe size, but we discuss every other number.
• Evo is delusional about the man in the mirror.
• Some stuff about a local restaurant and food and drinks and some golf shirt from Bob Bitchin.
• Peace porridge hot, peace porridge cold.
• Pretending to play golf makes you look like a dorshbag.
• Hot Cherry Bendover.
• I want to run away from home.
• If you want to slap someone, Evo’s your man.
• Tito/Jermaine/Randy/One of the not-dead Jackson 5.
• Law Abiding Citizen and Where the Wild Things Are.
• It’s been determined that Sheila is indeed a girl.
• Evo wants you to take this survey, so (please) go here:
  http://www.takethesurvey.com/wizzard
• There needs to be a Shake Weight for Midgets next.
• Annoying repeated blurbs on podiobooks.
• Aha! A job for someone besides me!
• Chicken Scissors.
• We’ll be recording again Friday night, and Ustreaming HallowEvo.con
• Oh yeah, costumes are required for HallowEvo.con.

Podcast: Download (30.4MB)

I never know what to put here. We talk about empty nesting, pissing and snakes. And sexting. Are you any good at sexting, cuz I could use a few pointers.

Choice Bits

• Evo is finally getting his shit together at work.
• NJ has left the family home to go off to school… across town.
• “If you’re listening Son, don’t come home.”
• The grownups get their garage back.
• Chicks are moody bitches?
• I need to work on my sexting.
• Should we have a sex segment? A sexment?
• When you’re talking sex on twitter it’s called twatting.
• Evo’s tacky sound effects.
• Inglourious Basterds semi-discussion.
• Quentin Tarentino is dawg ugly but a brilliant movie maker.
• District 9 semi-discussion.
• “Stop fucking thinking about it. It was a movie about killin’ Natzies!”
• Halloween II?
• Zombieland. Sounds like fun!
• NJ says some movie is not really a chick flick but we don’t know which one it is.
• “We can just fuck all weekend.”
• “I don’t like having my weather with adjectives.”
• Ted Kennedy died.
• Hunchbacks pissing in a trough.
• More about outdoor urinals than you ever wanted to know.
• She’s not peeing in the pool.
• Promo for The Good Parts, an erotica podcast.
• We now have two snakes, Ares and Xena.
• The bell rang, we’re done.
• It doesn’t say Evo-Sheila-Debbie at 11.

(Well damnit, the actual media was there on the first save but somewhere in my editing it disappeared. Let’s try this again.)

****

Technical difficulties, just download THIS until smarter people than me can fix it.

Podcast: Download (24.8MB)

Summary

Good luck picking the theme out of this week’s show. Chris Conrey joins us, we talk about stuff you can read about below.

Debbie sneaks in a promo for Star Wars Fanworks and a second promo (wtf?) is for The Geek Spin.

Choice Bits

• PG recaps… and since he’s been gone for a LONG TIME… it’s a long recap. Good for the noobs. Boring as hell for the regulars. Choose wisely on this IWLLWOEE
• Debbie actually pees Strongbow
• Florida has been known to spontaneously combust
• I don’t know… I was a little drunk
• I’m hung like a shetland pony
• It’s short but it’s thick — feels like you’re being fucked by a cheese wheel
• Not to take a lot of the credit, but I think we’re fucking hilarious

More… »

Podcast: Download (24.0MB)

Summary

Debbie’s old friend Wendy joins us for the show, where we bitch about the weather and shit stains.

Debbie slides in two promos: a corrected one for a serialized audiobook called Heart of the Hunter. And no, it isn’t available at Podiobooks.com. Yet. And then for The Scotch Cast. Which I was on. Which rocked the house!

Choice Bits

• I need a sleepover

• I’m thinking you’re going to have to show me your tits
• You must bring paper mache created items
• No skulls or wagon wheels
• We see the beads, panties & bra in the trees
• You hang out with this crazy bitch?
• I blame all of this on Scott Sigler
• YouTube is full of shit stains
• We haven’t actually been dick-hunting yet
• Our douchebag husbands were friends…
• I’d have been puking my guts out
• I bet you’re an even worse pilot
• We’re doing this again next week?

More… »

Podcast: Download (22.1MB)

Summary

CJ the Mighty Mommy joins us as we talk about… this stuff. Oh, she’s the better half of Dan from show #15.

Oh and it’s really damned noisy outside the studio at Gangplank. Blame Ignite Boulder. You people are friggin’ loud.

Promo for something I can’t hear because of the echo. My ears suck.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• Fire robin? Like burn a bird?
• “It’s time to drink” starts with an F
• This isn’t my mouth. Someone shit in this mouth.
• No, yours are dry and tasteless
• This isn’t the marital spat show
• He never falls asleep during his favorite thing
• Santa was Santa
• I don’t think it’ll be funny, and I don’t think I’ll do it
• Have I ever flirted with you, Evo?
• No one has to get me drunk, I can do it on my own
• It’s one more than 2008

More… »

Podcast: Download (20.8MB)