Posts tagged “vegetarian”.

Evoat11 43 – Overrun by Cutlers

No Sheila! But left wing nut job Dani Cutler fills in for her, bringing half of her family along — Valina and her beau Allen.

Choice Bits

  • I didn’t get you pregnant
  • Instead of an “APPLAUSE” light, you need a “DOUCHE” light
  • Next time you wanna make a sales pitch: space uniform
  • You’re not my favorite
  • You surely recognize you cannot compress time
  • Sign up to present at Ignite Phoenix 5
  • I’m now banned from Social Media Club
  • Maybe you should moon them?
  • Hewn vs felled
  • Should I stop being good?
  • Bribery kind of invalidates the transaction
  • We need an androgynous dyke for this position
  • So you’re a tracer?
  • Evo says you are a prostitute
  • Let’s let him not fuck that up
  • Fucktard is getting married on Monday
  • Can you drink while you are ice skating?

Evoat11 35 – The Calm Before the Storm

Another new intro for Debbie! Me thinks she’s digging this engineering stuff. Sweet! She’s available for hire.

Promo for Skepticality
Promo for Balticon

Did you know we’re live on Ustream.tv each week? Yep. Wednesdays. 5:30-ish Phoenix time.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week’s show.

  • I fucked up last week’s show.
  • Some bullshit brain event of Derek’s
  • Earth Day — the one day a year when you actually recycle
  • I have a thing for crunchy, earthy, granola chicks
  • That goes against the Convenience Arrow
  • I want a fucking piece of gum, not an archaeological dig
  • That’s not me being a selfish prick
  • This is the least offensive episode ever
  • It’s not a moo moo
  • If you wanna walk around buck naked…
  • They have the best Goodwill ever in Hawaii
  • Duct tape her to the mattress and she won’t roll off
  • Maybe the child is just… retarded?
  • Shit solidly together
  • You useless bitch
  • Her name is Venus Skywalker?
  • She’s a truck stop tripper
  • What the fuck does e plurbis unum mean?
  • Give me your dollar and I will give you a nice shiny nickel
  • I don’t do vampires

Evoat11 Show 21 – General Siglerisimo Invades

Summary

    Scott Sigler joins the crew! The Future Dark Overlord himself! He’s doing a book tour for Contagious and rolled through Phoenix. This is probably the only interview he’ll be on where he doesn’t spend the whole time pimping his book.

    Love the new intro! All hail Debbie, for she is the keeper of audio production for Evo at 11!

Choice Bits

  • We have special fridge for beer like yours: it’s the “crap” fridge
  • I got fucked by Audacity and I didn’t even cum
  • That’s a lot of shackin’ going on
  • I’m going to get the belt
  • Satan’s 101 Ways to Manage Your Child
  • I’m gonna get that damned belt if you don’t sit down (It went to 11)
  • Do not piss in the corner of my living room (A perfect 10)
  • So then I started swinging from Kansas
  • She pulls out the The Damma Gelta Phi pledge paddle…
  • He was poking holes in the roof of the rental car
  • He threw a potato at him from across the room
  • You got your face rubbed in piss?
  • You have a mascot in the dining room that manages to offend two cultures at once
  • I’m on day 1, got four hours of sleep, I can’t go wrong
  • It’s just a romping good time in a horror flick
  • There’s a lot of Roman numerals
  • I hope his coffin is lined with real Corinthian leather
  • You’re halfway to a great porno if you have a midget
  • I’m kinda interested in the Total Hofomoration
  • I’ve seen pictures of my cousin making a traveshamockery of himself
  • Those are not inauguration parties, they are Scott Sigler preview parties
  • It takes a hundred nos to get a ho

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Evoat11 19 – Show 19 – What Meat Does a Virgin Prefer?

Summary

    CJ the Mighty Mommy joins us as we talk about… this stuff. Oh, she’s the better half of Dan from show #15.

    Oh and it’s really damned noisy outside the studio at Gangplank. Blame Ignite Boulder. You people are friggin’ loud.

    Promo for something I can’t hear because of the echo. My ears suck.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week’s show

  • Fire robin? Like burn a bird?
  • “It’s time to drink” starts with an F
  • This isn’t my mouth. Someone shit in this mouth.
  • No, yours are dry and tasteless
  • This isn’t the marital spat show
  • He never falls asleep during his favorite thing
  • Santa was Santa
  • I don’t think it’ll be funny, and I don’t think I’ll do it
  • Have I ever flirted with you, Evo?
  • No one has to get me drunk, I can do it on my own
  • It’s one more than 2008

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Evoat11 13 – Girls Gone Wild

Summary

    Here I am for lucky show 13. No. Wait. I’m not there. It’s an all girl show. Which would be about as hot as it sounds. Sally Strebel joins Debbie and Sheila. And when the mouse is away… insert a pussy joke here.

    No promos, but the pimped the hell out of Best Party Ever!

Choice Bits

  • No, what I meant was what’s the best party EVAR?!?

  • P.G. recaps the last show. And no, I didn’t put this out of sequence… Debbie did.
  • I think I might be schizo
  • When I turn on Hanna Montana…
  • You gotta have a good belt song
  • I usta could do that
  • He likes to get naked
  • This car that I just got… it’s a mellow car
  • I am not short, I am average
  • Were you laying out and editing at the same time?
  • I try not to take my laptop out with the suntan lotion and the pool

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