Evo @ 11

We had 15 minutes of hilarious content go to waste when Evo realizes he forgot to hit record. So we started over. Check out our uStream page if you really want to see what  he recorded on video.

Choice Bits

• Evo the Idiot
• Recording Jack’s proposal for posterity… NOT!
• Evo’s Rude Ass
• Go to the dentist hungover for less pain
• Rules for #dnpp on July 30: participation mandatory, no cameras
• Scott Sigler’s Ancestor tour stop
• Happy Birthday @ARealGirl!
• Relaxing in Vegas?
• Firefly! Not that kind of Firefly.
• TAM8 coming up soon
• Sprint’s FAIL
• Codeword: DNPP

Go watch the live feed recording to hear the original stories:

• Enormous and Emily’s visit
• Dental absurdity
• Debbie’s Naked Pool Party

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Jeff’s back again and no chirp. We sound gooooooood.

Choice Bits

• Ignite Phoenix was great wonderful fine
• The Right Reverend Evo or The Wrong Reverend Jeff, your choice
• Ignite Weddings!
• House sitting / Nude Pool Party
• New epithet: Ralph Wiggins
• Going to Vegas next week - no show
• SmallChild was sick
• Blue Man Group vs. Cirque du Soleil
• Watch the feed for Trebuchet
  

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Evo continues his campaign to have Sprint give him a new HTC EVO™ 4G phone and Candis tells her Vegas story.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show being so forgettable
• Evo wants Sprint to send him the new HTC EVO, gratis. If you want to help you can favorite/share his YouTube Video, share his Blog Post, or retweet his Tweet about it.
• Candis tells us about her recent adventures in Vegas
• Evo’s surgery update
• Overheated at the Ren Fair
• We’re not good chaperons
• You must have patience and a sense of humor when fucking an asthmatic
• Why call sex phone lines when you have the Internet?
• Who wants to go dancing?
• Various Friday Night plans
• Twestival!
• ImprovAZ and the body in my trunk
• This podcast is obscene. And fun. But mostly obscene.

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We’re back to normal with no studio guests but listen anyway.

Choice Bits

• NJ did a wonderful job of not interrupting, unlike his father.
• Segregated menus in Salt Lake City? Is that legal?
• Air travel tip: Never say bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb. They have no sense of humor.
• Evo can always find the party
• Wigs and Pseudonyms weekend. Follow @love_candis for the play-by-play
• Open mic nights at Yucca Tap Room. Wear your day-drunk jammies and come hang out.
• Sheila wants to be part of the band. Daddy plays bass, Son plays drums, Mama plays?
• Hot Chicks of the 80s weren’t all that hot.
• Which Corey died? Does it matter?

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Back from vacations. Did you miss us? We didn’t miss you. Kidding. No, not really. We’re just not really that friendly.

Choice Bits

• The highlight of the con was the free rice

• Was this a convention or a refugee camp?
• Vilification Tennis sounds like a great idea
• They just handed out liquor
• A constant supply of pasta and condiments
• I heard about the Amish guy you flashed
• It’s not a cesspool
• Bumfucked Jersey isn’t so bumfucked
• I drank a lot, so that means I had a whole lot of fun
• There was frosting and cleavage at one point
• It was creepy quiet
• Science is not a spectator sport
• It keeps getting wedged between my tits

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Debbie loves making new promos. So… another one! And since I was out of things to talk about, I asked Sunny Thaper to join us. And that’s always a good time. Every 18 episodes, we’ll bring you Sunny. And Sunny knocks out the outro for us!

Choice Bits

• We’re on vacation the next two weeks, so listen to this 3 times.
• You know what else works? Being brown.
• What do you use to keep the monkeys away from you?
• In India, our mosquitoes attack other smaller mosquitoes
• If you’re not canoeing into work, it’s not a monsoon
• I have been putting fake porn pictures of you up on the Internet
• I’m not sure RLS is on the same level as Dengue Virus
• Maybe they cut out her perspective during one of her brain surgeries
• Speaking of super abilities…
• I don’t recall what you said. Was I listening?
• I’m pissed off at Vs today
• Superheroes vs Supervillains fight Saturday, June 27th at 6:30. Come out!
• What is your superhero name, Sometimes Disabled Boy?
• Wait, you’re Indian. You know how to levitate.
• Sunny could be Sasquatch or Captain Caveman.
• You guys are being wacky in costumes while I’m singled out as the terrorist
• If you have to say “Is it offensive?”, it probably is
• He’ll bitch-slap you four times with one move
• That looks like an upside-down penis
• She could be Super Blame-Deflecting Girl
• The strip bars never close
• You and your girlfriend got ran out because they thought you were hookers
• Fanks Cj fo cookee

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No Sheila! But left wing nut job Dani Cutler fills in for her, bringing half of her family along — Valina and her beau Allen.

Choice Bits

• I didn’t get you pregnant
• Instead of an “APPLAUSE” light, you need a “DOUCHE” light
• Next time you wanna make a sales pitch: space uniform
• You’re not my favorite
• You surely recognize you cannot compress time
• Sign up to present at Ignite Phoenix 5
• I’m now banned from Social Media Club
• Maybe you should moon them?
• Hewn vs felled
• Should I stop being good?
• Bribery kind of invalidates the transaction
• We need an androgynous dyke for this position
• So you’re a tracer?
• Evo says you are a prostitute
• Let’s let him not fuck that up
• Fucktard is getting married on Monday
• Can you drink while you are ice skating?

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Jack Hosley visits. And we’re too busy talking about heavy drinking to pay as much attention as we should. We suck at hosting people.

Choice Bits

• You were a lot drunk
• Shut the fuck up, woman
• Invite the wrong crowd and encourage them to do bad things
• Evocon (should really be ShEvo:con, I think)
• This is another story of my idiot son
• It’s illegal to drive down the road with the doors open on the van — while you’re drinking
• This is life lesson #242
• His wife is a useless princess
• I’m not touching my kid’s testicle
• Was it Twilight terrible?
• Debbie always falls for the dumpy guy
• WanderRadio.com
• You are a big ass
• None of her family listens to this show
• OK, have my empty can
  Sincere Driver Needed

• Ding.

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The alternate title for this episode was “Puppet show and John Managan”.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• P.G. tells you what you missed last week
• They want all those kids to get sick
• No, that would be the firth of fifth
• What is this “we” shit? You got a mouse in your pocket?
• You’re stepping on my toes
• Post-gun check but pre-drinking
• I wanna fuck your livestock like an animal
• I do an impersonation of John Denver
• My audience is numerically challenged
• What does a live pan look like?
• The exact opposite of puking is gurgitating
• This conversation is very vealing
• Is that a verb involving Steve Eley?
• Penny beers are worth… pennies
• She’s really nice. I’m not sure what to do.
• I don’t give a frog’s fat ass what the clock says

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Cj Fiero-bender joins us. And the topics are all over the place. I thought this show was supposed to be about me, dammit!?!

Choice Bits

• These are my bitches

• It’s Debbie’s birthday
• I didn’t bring you the Swine flu
• There are more people killed every year by deer
• Balticon 43 promo
• It tastes like adrenaline, as in I just chewed someone’s adrenal gland
• The inside is liquid evil
• All joking aside — that was vile. And it might have been bile.
• It’s one side of your evil face in the dark
• Seth Harwood coming to Phoenix in June
• Are you over 21?
• Do not deliver to an intoxicated person
• Did you get something from dildos.com?
• Watch the video of Seth’s dog eating a steak
• There weren’t too many people drunker than Cj that night
• … and I just leapt into his arms because I had been drinking
• He was like a drink-ticket ATM
• Love Long and Prosper promo
• You usually dress like I do — as little as socially possible
• Assless chaps, baby
• You showed her the vinyl outfit?
• We can’t offend people anymore
• For the record, you can give anyone a blow job, on air, for your birthday, or just because it’s Wednesday
• The flu is not on peoples’ ass
• I don’t care how big your ass is, you’re not going to get the swine flu from it
• His friend had to go to Best Buy to take a dump

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