Evo @ 11

Back from vacations. Did you miss us? We didn’t miss you. Kidding. No, not really. We’re just not really that friendly.

Choice Bits

• The highlight of the con was the free rice

• Was this a convention or a refugee camp?
• Vilification Tennis sounds like a great idea
• They just handed out liquor
• A constant supply of pasta and condiments
• I heard about the Amish guy you flashed
• It’s not a cesspool
• Bumfucked Jersey isn’t so bumfucked
• I drank a lot, so that means I had a whole lot of fun
• There was frosting and cleavage at one point
• It was creepy quiet
• Science is not a spectator sport
• It keeps getting wedged between my tits

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Debbie loves making new promos. So… another one! And since I was out of things to talk about, I asked Sunny Thaper to join us. And that’s always a good time. Every 18 episodes, we’ll bring you Sunny. And Sunny knocks out the outro for us!

Choice Bits

• We’re on vacation the next two weeks, so listen to this 3 times.
• You know what else works? Being brown.
• What do you use to keep the monkeys away from you?
• In India, our mosquitoes attack other smaller mosquitoes
• If you’re not canoeing into work, it’s not a monsoon
• I have been putting fake porn pictures of you up on the Internet
• I’m not sure RLS is on the same level as Dengue Virus
• Maybe they cut out her perspective during one of her brain surgeries
• Speaking of super abilities…
• I don’t recall what you said. Was I listening?
• I’m pissed off at Vs today
• Superheroes vs Supervillains fight Saturday, June 27th at 6:30. Come out!
• What is your superhero name, Sometimes Disabled Boy?
• Wait, you’re Indian. You know how to levitate.
• Sunny could be Sasquatch or Captain Caveman.
• You guys are being wacky in costumes while I’m singled out as the terrorist
• If you have to say “Is it offensive?”, it probably is
• He’ll bitch-slap you four times with one move
• That looks like an upside-down penis
• She could be Super Blame-Deflecting Girl
• The strip bars never close
• You and your girlfriend got ran out because they thought you were hookers
• Fanks Cj fo cookee

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No Sheila! But left wing nut job Dani Cutler fills in for her, bringing half of her family along — Valina and her beau Allen.

Choice Bits

• I didn’t get you pregnant
• Instead of an “APPLAUSE” light, you need a “DOUCHE” light
• Next time you wanna make a sales pitch: space uniform
• You’re not my favorite
• You surely recognize you cannot compress time
• Sign up to present at Ignite Phoenix 5
• I’m now banned from Social Media Club
• Maybe you should moon them?
• Hewn vs felled
• Should I stop being good?
• Bribery kind of invalidates the transaction
• We need an androgynous dyke for this position
• So you’re a tracer?
• Evo says you are a prostitute
• Let’s let him not fuck that up
• Fucktard is getting married on Monday
• Can you drink while you are ice skating?

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Jack Hosley visits. And we’re too busy talking about heavy drinking to pay as much attention as we should. We suck at hosting people.

Choice Bits

• You were a lot drunk
• Shut the fuck up, woman
• Invite the wrong crowd and encourage them to do bad things
• Evocon (should really be ShEvo:con, I think)
• This is another story of my idiot son
• It’s illegal to drive down the road with the doors open on the van — while you’re drinking
• This is life lesson #242
• His wife is a useless princess
• I’m not touching my kid’s testicle
• Was it Twilight terrible?
• Debbie always falls for the dumpy guy
• WanderRadio.com
• You are a big ass
• None of her family listens to this show
• OK, have my empty can
  Sincere Driver Needed

• Ding.

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The alternate title for this episode was “Puppet show and John Managan”.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• P.G. tells you what you missed last week
• They want all those kids to get sick
• No, that would be the firth of fifth
• What is this “we” shit? You got a mouse in your pocket?
• You’re stepping on my toes
• Post-gun check but pre-drinking
• I wanna fuck your livestock like an animal
• I do an impersonation of John Denver
• My audience is numerically challenged
• What does a live pan look like?
• The exact opposite of puking is gurgitating
• This conversation is very vealing
• Is that a verb involving Steve Eley?
• Penny beers are worth… pennies
• She’s really nice. I’m not sure what to do.
• I don’t give a frog’s fat ass what the clock says

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Cj Fiero-bender joins us. And the topics are all over the place. I thought this show was supposed to be about me, dammit!?!

Choice Bits

• These are my bitches

• It’s Debbie’s birthday
• I didn’t bring you the Swine flu
• There are more people killed every year by deer
• Balticon 43 promo
• It tastes like adrenaline, as in I just chewed someone’s adrenal gland
• The inside is liquid evil
• All joking aside — that was vile. And it might have been bile.
• It’s one side of your evil face in the dark
• Seth Harwood coming to Phoenix in June
• Are you over 21?
• Do not deliver to an intoxicated person
• Did you get something from dildos.com?
• Watch the video of Seth’s dog eating a steak
• There weren’t too many people drunker than Cj that night
• … and I just leapt into his arms because I had been drinking
• He was like a drink-ticket ATM
• Love Long and Prosper promo
• You usually dress like I do — as little as socially possible
• Assless chaps, baby
• You showed her the vinyl outfit?
• We can’t offend people anymore
• For the record, you can give anyone a blow job, on air, for your birthday, or just because it’s Wednesday
• The flu is not on peoples’ ass
• I don’t care how big your ass is, you’re not going to get the swine flu from it
• His friend had to go to Best Buy to take a dump

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Chuck Reynolds joins us again. Not gonna lie to you… it’s a rather tame show for us. Debbie sneaks in a promo for Geek Radio Daily and whips up a new intro for the show!

Choice Bits

• P.G. recaps last week’s episode. That was some funny shit!

• When you get fired from McDonalds, where do you go?
• Debbie goes to the drug store to get candy
• There are needy kids in Africa that need a vest.
• That’s tree chicken and turtle soup
• I found a butt in the trash can fucker; here’s my snake
• We’re putting the clamp-et down on that one
• It’s not even scary to walk around Mexico at night anymore
• Only when we almost got arrested

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Summary

CJ the Mighty Mommy joins us as we talk about… this stuff. Oh, she’s the better half of Dan from show #15.

Oh and it’s really damned noisy outside the studio at Gangplank. Blame Ignite Boulder. You people are friggin’ loud.

Promo for something I can’t hear because of the echo. My ears suck.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• Fire robin? Like burn a bird?
• “It’s time to drink” starts with an F
• This isn’t my mouth. Someone shit in this mouth.
• No, yours are dry and tasteless
• This isn’t the marital spat show
• He never falls asleep during his favorite thing
• Santa was Santa
• I don’t think it’ll be funny, and I don’t think I’ll do it
• Have I ever flirted with you, Evo?
• No one has to get me drunk, I can do it on my own
• It’s one more than 2008

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Summary

I’m finally back from traveling. We’ll cover that, plus the stuff that happened here while I was gone. Don’t travel. Ever.

Debbie slid in a promo for Dean Haglund’s show. Wonder if you’ll know why?

Choice Bits

• The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.

• You were actually able to turn it on?
• You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
• So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
• If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
• You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
• But that’s a place where people piss!
• Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
• Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
• You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
• I think you’re finally hitting eleven

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Summary

After returning from the New Media Expo, we are joined by Twitter all-star Chuck Reynolds to hear his experiences with hookers in Vegas. No, really. That’s all we talked about. Chuck was here.

Choice Bits

• Boobs hanging out doesn’t attract the younger guy? Chuck?
• You. Hooker. Come here.
• If it was cheap and she was really good…
• I’m only going to pay for it if I can’t get it myself.
• All my Vegas trips are similar.
• ‘Tricks are for kids’ = ‘Hey bitch motherfucker let’s fight’.
• Most of them look like hobbits.

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