Evo @ 11

Some guy named Tony Solano chats with us this week about social media.  I’m guessing the first steps in social media are getting visible on Facebook, twitter and/or LinkedIn. Sheila has an empty nest crying episode; I wish I could but my kids won’t leave. Evo pokes at the cops.

Choice Bits

• He’s trying to learn about social media by coming on our show?
• This would be the cul-de-sac of the journey that you’re on.
• Irony: Plagiarizing your report on plagiarizing.
• “Hit your lights when you’re gonna do this crazy maneuver!”
• Chains are effective for clearing out skateboarders.
• Campus Docs are the best thing in college.
• Toasted Subs. CHeBA Hut? (Website’s music sounds like 70′s porn)
• Ted’s Hot Dogs is the icon in hot dogs.
• The Hustler Store is now a daycare center.
• There’s no dildo store at Tempe Marketplace unless they open a Dicktoria Secret.
• Solo rope play isn’t as easy as you’d think, just ask David Carradine.
• EvoCon is now HallowEvo Con!
• “I betcha pretty soon you’re gonna give that to Debbie too.”
• The new FuckOff podcast.
• “Did you get to touch his mace?”
• “Just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?”
• Phil Plait‘s promo for the Atlanta Star Party just before Dragon*Con.
• Sheila’s really emotional breakdown. Sort of.
• NJ is going off to a local college, Ginnie isn’t doing a damn thing.
• Our children come by it naturally.
• Is he really Evo’s kid?
• YES WE ARE DOING THIS NEXT WEEK. WE ARE NOT GOING BI-WEEKLY.
• Arioch Morningstar is a romance novel name!
• There are 1,163 Debbie Walkers out there, but there’s only one like me.
• Be a better parent: knock the shit out of that kid!

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Summary

Here I am for lucky show 13. No. Wait. I’m not there. It’s an all girl show. Which would be about as hot as it sounds. Sally Strebel joins Debbie and Sheila. And when the mouse is away… insert a pussy joke here.

No promos, but the pimped the hell out of Best Party Ever!

Choice Bits

• No, what I meant was what’s the best party EVAR?!?

• P.G. recaps the last show. And no, I didn’t put this out of sequence… Debbie did.
• I think I might be schizo
• When I turn on Hanna Montana…
• You gotta have a good belt song
• I usta could do that
• He likes to get naked
• This car that I just got… it’s a mellow car
• I am not short, I am average
• Were you laying out and editing at the same time?
• I try not to take my laptop out with the suntan lotion and the pool

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Summary

The show keeps evolving. And look! You’re still here. Thanks to the first folks sending in contributions for this show. We’ll work on formatting (e.g.; sweepers, transitions, timing) — if you keep sending ‘em in.

Plugs played for: Zombinc & Podcamp AZ

Choice Bits

• PG recaps last week’s show & Evo apologizes for the same
• I might be breaking somewhere around pi.
• I was grateful when ‘to be continued’ came on.
• Next week he will puke on donuts.
• Did you know there was a 5:00 AM?
• The best thing about my job is the bathroom.
• You can’t duct-tape the children to their desks?
• Your just like a guy that gets out of the joint after 30 years.
• Eua de molestache
• My work job? Me speak good.
• Who are you and what have you done with Debbie?
• Guys: If you have a Live Journal page, you’re a pussy.
• It’s unfortunate you took it that way. Now, shut the fuck up.
• Evo is turning me into an asshole!

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Summary

No guests this week but that doesn’t stop us. And Evo’s so slow Debbie’s doing the show notes. Don’t expect them to be as amusing but read ‘em anyway, dammit!

Choice bits

• Apologies for last week’s episode.
• Evo’s wiki page is in danger! Whoopee shit.
• Hey, a promo for Podcamp AZ 2008. Wonder who’ll be there? Duh!
• Crickets, crickets everywhere and not enough to feed the dragon.
• Evo’s momis on twitter?
• Thanks to TSDivaDani, Fresh and Easy is stalking Debbie on twitter.
• James Archer has infected everyone with twittertaint.
• Brad P likes us! He really really likes us!
• Yet another example of Debbie
  s excellent parenting skills and Sheila’s cultural sensitivity.
• No movie reviews on Free Money and Shanghai Noon.
• Sheila’s always presentable, butthead. Don’t dress and drive. Or curl your hair.
• Gangplank Studios is moving to better digs (not diggs) and hopefully we’ll be cooler.
• Go fuck a duck.

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