Posts tagged “swine flu”.

Evoat11 37 – You Don’t Know Jack

The alternate title for this episode was “Puppet show and John Managan”.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week’s show

  • P.G. tells you what you missed last week
  • They want all those kids to get sick
  • No, that would be the firth of fifth
  • What is this “we” shit? You got a mouse in your pocket?
  • You’re stepping on my toes
  • Post-gun check but pre-drinking
  • I wanna fuck your livestock like an animal
  • I do an impersonation of John Denver
  • My audience is numerically challenged
  • What does a live pan look like?
  • The exact opposite of puking is gurgitating
  • This conversation is very vealing
  • Is that a verb involving Steve Eley?
  • Penny beers are worth… pennies
  • She’s really nice. I’m not sure what to do.
  • I don’t give a frog’s fat ass what the clock says

Evoat11 36 – Go-Fast Energy Gum Kills Swine Flu

Cj Fiero-bender joins us. And the topics are all over the place. I thought this show was supposed to be about me, dammit!?!

Choice Bits

  • These are my bitches

  • It’s Debbie’s birthday
  • I didn’t bring you the Swine flu
  • There are more people killed every year by deer
  • Balticon 43 promo
  • It tastes like adrenaline, as in I just chewed someone’s adrenal gland
  • The inside is liquid evil
  • All joking aside — that was vile. And it might have been bile.
  • It’s one side of your evil face in the dark
  • Seth Harwood coming to Phoenix in June
  • Are you over 21?
  • Do not deliver to an intoxicated person
  • Did you get something from dildos.com?
  • Watch the video of Seth’s dog eating a steak
  • There weren’t too many people drunker than Cj that night
  • … and I just leapt into his arms because I had been drinking
  • He was like a drink-ticket ATM
  • Love Long and Prosper promo
  • You usually dress like I do — as little as socially possible
  • Assless chaps, baby
  • You showed her the vinyl outfit?
  • We can’t offend people anymore
  • For the record, you can give anyone a blow job, on air, for your birthday, or just because it’s Wednesday
  • The flu is not on peoples’ ass
  • I don’t care how big your ass is, you’re not going to get the swine flu from it
  • His friend had to go to Best Buy to take a dump