Evo @ 11

We have a do-over here. You know, new equipment + alcohol = clusterfuck. Its all good though. Visited by our east coast friend Donna and y’all remember Arioch, we’re ramping up for the HallowEvo*Con the following night.

Oh yeah, there’s a new intro!

Choice Bits

• Bethlehem PA, home of the horse cocks and not Raven-Symoné.
• If you’d been in the live stream, you’d have heard our first attempt.
• Maybe that cool martini glass rack hanging from the ceiling isn’t such a great idea.
• We love MsInformation.
• Not an overheard, by the way.
• I’d tap that.
• He’s the wholesale foreigner.
• How does the losing team like the British or Portuguese rewrite their history books?
• George Hrab should really listen to this episode and scream the answers.
• A moment for JC Hutchins, 7th Son: Descent is finally out and available. Go buy a few!
• And of course, any conversation about writers turns to Scott Sigler.
• She and E dropping in on A in San Diego next week. Let’s hope she’s prepared.
• GaryVee crossed the line stealing Sheila’s wine and cereal idea.

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More change! This episode is recorded at a new location. More comfy! We’ll even be back on Ustream pretty soon. Can Evo make this any more convenient for HIM than doing it in his own basement?

Choice Bits

• ShEvo Studios!
• Behind the bar.
• If she wants to play with her pussy, let her play with her pussy.
• Testing a new drink: Evil Evo Contaminated Concoction is an Epic FAIL!
• My microphone is slowly heading towards the floor.
• Fuckin’ Penguins.
• Someone stole Badass Karaoke Trey’s computer.  Poor Trey.
• The Manganesque Trick.
• Evo is a nasty boy, thinkin’ nasty thoughts, but he’s not a cheap trick.
• Alice Cooper summers in Hawaii and winters in Phoenix. Just sose you know.
• Are we getting burnt out on evfn?
• I’m not really good at public speaking/sales.
• Cinnabon! Schlotzsky’s Deli is also Cinnabon, at least here.
• Again with the droopy microphone.
• Beware the blue light.
• Evo’s obscure reference to an OverHeard he tweeted. Asshole.
• Evo (representing pedophiles everywhere) thanks the producers of Toddlers and Tiaras.
• Balloon Boy. If you missed this story, don’t bother. The story is there was no story.
• We still don’t know when we’ll be doing this next. Stay tuned!

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On April 1 2007, we lost someone very close to us. Joe Murphy. This show is in his honor. I think he would have liked it. We try not to get too sappy and weepy. Charlie the Beer Guy and Dan Shaurette join us live, with Jack Mangan — quite literally — phoning it in.

Choice Bits

• Apologies from last week. I blame Debbie.
• They had that nasty “root beer” flavor
• Why did you have to drink warm, flat ginger ale?
• Your mother was… an idiot
• Joe had the taste buds of a six-year-old
• Tell us your midget porn story
• We could corner the market on circus midget porn
• MidgetPornCircus.com. Free plug!
• I’m sorry… you have the clap?
• Don’t be a pussy
• I want to see you shotgun a Strongbow
• Being a world-class black belt complainer…
• You’ll find me under “Father Cock Daddy”
• All that porn…
• Mason Rocket by Beatnik Turtle takes us out. We all miss Joe. And we’ll do this again next year.

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Rachel Reese joins us this week. And I’m kinda liking this format of show notes where I skip the Detailed Show Notes. I’m thinking those are now officially a thing of the past.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show, with P.G. Holyfield telling you why.

• She’s going to be an escort
• Have you thought about firebombing them?
• Please give me the breathalyzer
• I heard all about those, but I’m not that old
• Don’t put the shitty beer in my fridge
• He’s 26 and wants to move back in with his mother
• The tortoise sex is very noisy
• You don’t know what Dragon*con is? What the hell is wrong with you?
• I’m not pissing off the side of the roof
• If I had a dinglehopper and I could whip it out…
• So it’s back to dick jokes already, is it?
• I shaved my balls for this?
• Swallow or it’s going in your eye
• Everybody wanted to be Debbie
• You’re kind of a fucking bummer
• I look damn fucking sexy in a Playboy Bunny outfit
• I could wear my loincloth

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This show is way to jumpy for detailed show notes. So deal with the choice bits and keywords for the most part. We do put a wrap on Tyler’s question You must hang out for the ending! Thanks, Brad P from N.J. for the new one!

Promo for Love Long and Prosper. Sounds like a threesome between Dan, CJ and Jack.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week. P.G. was late. That’ll teach him

• Evo fucked up in front of 300+ people
• I like my women cheap and dirty when they are wearing makeup.
• And this may be a sign that I’m an alcoholic
• You are actually much better at submission than I am
• I don’t want to be cute, I want to be laid
• You just let her spray something in your mouth?
• Not furries, because furries are nasty
• Think how much Jesus hates you right now
• You’d be able to figure this out quicker if you stopped drinking all the time
• Get off my lawn!
• One deep dicking and she switches right back
• If only I had a shorter cock

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Chuck Reynolds joins us again. Not gonna lie to you… it’s a rather tame show for us. Debbie sneaks in a promo for Geek Radio Daily and whips up a new intro for the show!

Choice Bits

• P.G. recaps last week’s episode. That was some funny shit!

• When you get fired from McDonalds, where do you go?
• Debbie goes to the drug store to get candy
• There are needy kids in Africa that need a vest.
• That’s tree chicken and turtle soup
• I found a butt in the trash can fucker; here’s my snake
• We’re putting the clamp-et down on that one
• It’s not even scary to walk around Mexico at night anymore
• Only when we almost got arrested

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Summary

Good luck picking the theme out of this week’s show. Chris Conrey joins us, we talk about stuff you can read about below.

Debbie sneaks in a promo for Star Wars Fanworks and a second promo (wtf?) is for The Geek Spin.

Choice Bits

• PG recaps… and since he’s been gone for a LONG TIME… it’s a long recap. Good for the noobs. Boring as hell for the regulars. Choose wisely on this IWLLWOEE
• Debbie actually pees Strongbow
• Florida has been known to spontaneously combust
• I don’t know… I was a little drunk
• I’m hung like a shetland pony
• It’s short but it’s thick — feels like you’re being fucked by a cheese wheel
• Not to take a lot of the credit, but I think we’re fucking hilarious

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Summary

Scott Sigler joins the crew! The Future Dark Overlord himself! He’s doing a book tour for Contagious and rolled through Phoenix. This is probably the only interview he’ll be on where he doesn’t spend the whole time pimping his book.

Love the new intro! All hail Debbie, for she is the keeper of audio production for Evo at 11!

Choice Bits

• We have special fridge for beer like yours: it’s the “crap” fridge
• I got fucked by Audacity and I didn’t even cum
• That’s a lot of shackin’ going on
• I’m going to get the belt
• Satan’s 101 Ways to Manage Your Child
• I’m gonna get that damned belt if you don’t sit down (It went to 11)
• Do not piss in the corner of my living room (A perfect 10)
• So then I started swinging from Kansas
• She pulls out the The Damma Gelta Phi pledge paddle…
• He was poking holes in the roof of the rental car
• He threw a potato at him from across the room
• You got your face rubbed in piss?
• You have a mascot in the dining room that manages to offend two cultures at once
• I’m on day 1, got four hours of sleep, I can’t go wrong
• It’s just a romping good time in a horror flick
• There’s a lot of Roman numerals
• I hope his coffin is lined with real Corinthian leather
• You’re halfway to a great porno if you have a midget
• I’m kinda interested in the Total Hofomoration
• I’ve seen pictures of my cousin making a traveshamockery of himself
• Those are not inauguration parties, they are Scott Sigler preview parties
• It takes a hundred nos to get a ho

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