After last week’s extra long show (and boy did I get yelled at) this week we’re down under Evo’s limit. What a frikkin’ tyrant! But there’s a new intro and outro. Sure would be nice to have some promos to stick in here.
Choice Bits
- This show brought to you by Comfort Wipes. Order yours today so we can laugh at you.
- Mellow, depressive, maybe you should stop listening now.
- It takes a bit of nudging but Sheila confesses her drug problem.
- Turns out Evo has never had a real blow job.
- And 12 hours later…
- I got my hair cut (quite a let down after previous conversation)
- What kind of tacky sticker crap do you have on your vehicle?
- Anyone want to pose for the male version silouette?
- Star Wars in Concert. Great place to try your first Churro.
- ThinkGeek has a tauntaun sleeping bag. Great idea, except I think it’s kid sized and it costs $99. I’ll pass.
- More Heroes suckage. Can’t stop watching, just in case it gets better.
- We’re done. Better luck next week.
Thanks for the heavy petting over the show notes. Now if someone could just figure out why we can’t update any of the plugins here that would be great.
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Posted by debbie at 7:38 pm on October 11th, 2009. One comment... »
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I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.
Sheila is out for this show, but Charlie the Beer Guy brings in a great beer for me to test. And it’s fan-fucking-tastic. Oh, and the damned show goes too long. I blame it on the beer. And we bitch about your inability to understand large numbers. Oh, and the Battlestar finale in a totally spoiler-free fashion. Trust me. Then Debbie goes a little hoo hoo on us for a bit, which we politely ignore. Then on to Lost. Maybe some Heroes…
Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week.
Spot the Cannabis Leaf
Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
I think I just made that word up, too
Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
It coats, soothes and relieves
Is there a backwards-talking midget?
You’re not Jonathan Coulton
But they both end in “illion”
10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
I think humans came from another planet
That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
Go in the past and bugger Ben
I have been trying my best to warp myself
I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
Special show next week for Joe
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Posted by Evo Terra at 8:36 pm on March 25th, 2009. 2 comments... »
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Jeff Moriarty is here to make us all laugh and pimp Ignite Phoenix. Which is coming very soon! And Debbie sneaks in a promo for The Adventures of Indiana Jim.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week, which you’ll now as P.G. recaps
Why the fuck don’t people listen to me?
Even inanimate objects aren’t listening to you
I think they feel bad because it got hit by a cement truck
It doesn’t hurt that you’re really cute, too
I don’t swear near enough to get on that motherfucking site
“SEO” and “ebook” should be profanity on Twitter
You’re such an evohole
Wristwatch has “twat” in the middle
Let me Google that for you
He looks really uncomfortable with her hand up his ass
When the cops stop you, don’t argue & don’t spit on them
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Posted by Evo Terra at 5:18 pm on February 11th, 2009. No comments... »
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Summary
Debbie has a few things she needs to get off her chest. So how about I shut up a bit and let her go? Jack picked the wrong show to show back up for and P.G. is adding a bit more production to his recap segment. Plus he’s stretching the concept of fair use. But hey, blood from a turnip, you know?
Promo for Podiobooks.com (not by me, promise)
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week
Maybe for you, big man
I feel like I’m 15
I will totally crush this can against my forehead when I’m done
Did it take you 2 weeks to discover there was no stereo?
I’ve driven Pintos that were better than this car
He couldn’t figure out there were two Bs in Debbie
The stripper showed up to the birthday party
I’m sorry, but those are some unfortunate-looking babies
Their idea of being frindly is to not kick your ass
I don’t want to be anywhere where you can’t touch yourself
The last 10 minutes was “blah blah blah”
Honey my ass
If it’ll get people there, I’ll kick shit over.
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Posted by Evo Terra at 10:10 pm on October 8th, 2008. 3 comments... »
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