Evo @ 11

Punch drunk from a long day of teaching, none of us should be recording.

Choice Bits

• Introducing Korea (the dog, not the country)
• Debate on swallowing
• Apologies for last week
• Show description
• Finally props to Sheila. Hey! PROPS to SHEILA
  

  What ever happened to crutches?

• Quick review of 1130
• Salmon Caesar Salad is good but WTF are those green things on top?
• Why didn’t I think of that?
• Lemur, sheep, Evo
• Useless Mayoral positions available on FourSquare
• Social Media AZ recap
• CenPhoCamp Recap
• Evosnot
• CampCamp
• Evo talks to the chat room!
• Debbie’s Fucked Up Family Segment
• Why are men afraid of marital aids?

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We discuss next year’s convention plans, Beatnik Turtle’s song Drunk Man’s Junk and what we know about said junk, and a bit about our my technical difficulties with this site. I keep telling Evo that I don’t have permissions and/or the knowledge to update the plugins and he keeps trying to tell me I can do it. Dude, encouragement only goes so far. So let me know if you aren’t getting it correctly from iTunes, or if how I link it here is fucked up so I can bitch at him some more.

Choice Bits

• Formal introductions… not!
• We didn’t go to Dragon*Con this year
• We’re not going to Dragon*Con next year
• We’re all going to Balticon
• We might go to San Diego Comic-Con
• We’re hoping for whatnot
• We crashed the Discworld Convention last weekend
• Twestival?
• Not just the house is going to get warm
• Another Slumber Party
• Evo finally finished Watchmen which caused a weird speech impediment
• Mocking mockumentaries
• Egads, we’re all deep and philosophical and shit
• Evo wants to DO Tim Curry
• My first Major League Baseball game and my first Rocky Horror on the same night
• Tweetup at Brand-X shirts! Get your twitter name on a shirt.

• Beatnik Turtle’s Song of the Day Drunk Man’s Junk
• Evo’s junk (again)
• Deja-vu strikes again
• College football fans suck. SOONER! or later?
• Our friend Jeff Moriarty is featured in the Phoenix New Times
• We atheists talk about rapture
• Newscaster Beverly Kidd’s visit to gangplank to discuss social media
• We’re STILL have technical difficulties no matter what Evo thinks.

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Some guy named Tony Solano chats with us this week about social media.  I’m guessing the first steps in social media are getting visible on Facebook, twitter and/or LinkedIn. Sheila has an empty nest crying episode; I wish I could but my kids won’t leave. Evo pokes at the cops.

Choice Bits

• He’s trying to learn about social media by coming on our show?
• This would be the cul-de-sac of the journey that you’re on.
• Irony: Plagiarizing your report on plagiarizing.
• “Hit your lights when you’re gonna do this crazy maneuver!”
• Chains are effective for clearing out skateboarders.
• Campus Docs are the best thing in college.
• Toasted Subs. CHeBA Hut? (Website’s music sounds like 70’s porn)
• Ted’s Hot Dogs is the icon in hot dogs.
• The Hustler Store is now a daycare center.
• There’s no dildo store at Tempe Marketplace unless they open a Dicktoria Secret.
• Solo rope play isn’t as easy as you’d think, just ask David Carradine.
• EvoCon is now HallowEvo Con!
• “I betcha pretty soon you’re gonna give that to Debbie too.”
• The new FuckOff podcast.
• “Did you get to touch his mace?”
• “Just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?”
• Phil Plait’s promo for the Atlanta Star Party just before Dragon*Con.
• Sheila’s really emotional breakdown. Sort of.
• NJ is going off to a local college, Ginnie isn’t doing a damn thing.
• Our children come by it naturally.
• Is he really Evo’s kid?
• YES WE ARE DOING THIS NEXT WEEK. WE ARE NOT GOING BI-WEEKLY.
• Arioch Morningstar is a romance novel name!
• There are 1,163 Debbie Walkers out there, but there’s only one like me.
• Be a better parent: knock the shit out of that kid!

Podcast: Download (Duration: 27:06 — 24.9MB)

Debbie comes up with the best show titles. Just the three of us. Building big castles in the sky.

Choice Bits

• When committing a crime and/or having sex: do not film yourself.
• It’s not like they fucked the pig that made the pepperoni
• Sex with the Pig in the City
• Get off my lawn!
• Mur Lafferty’s inside story access to War – > heavennovel.com
• Are you a monkey fucking, hit every room and every piece of the furniture person?
• Oh there’s a candle involved all right
• It’s white shit that gets smeared on bread
• When did the Depends come in?
• The wand of Double Penetration
• Come to Podcamp AZ – November 14th & 15th. It’s free. You’ll have fun.
• Michael Vick as spokesman for Humane Society? Will Dick Cheney as spokesman for Amnesty International be next?
• I’m not any kind of model
• Could George Hrab rape a dog?

Podcast: Download (Duration: 31:14 — 28.7MB)

Summary

Good luck picking the theme out of this week’s show. Chris Conrey joins us, we talk about stuff you can read about below.

Debbie sneaks in a promo for Star Wars Fanworks and a second promo (wtf?) is for The Geek Spin.

Choice Bits

• PG recaps… and since he’s been gone for a LONG TIME… it’s a long recap. Good for the noobs. Boring as hell for the regulars. Choose wisely on this IWLLWOEE
• Debbie actually pees Strongbow
• Florida has been known to spontaneously combust
• I don’t know… I was a little drunk
• I’m hung like a shetland pony
• It’s short but it’s thick — feels like you’re being fucked by a cheese wheel
• Not to take a lot of the credit, but I think we’re fucking hilarious

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Summary

Clintus McGintus joins us on this weeks show. And wow, is this all over the place. Just read the Choice Bits and look at the keywords. Not enough coherence from topic to topic to easily generate Detailed Show Notes. I blame Clintus and Sheila.

Evo wants more beer. Sheila still wants more podcast recommendations. Debbie needs a car. Help with one or all of those. Please?

Promos played: Podcamp AZ

Beer consumed: Shannon Farrell’s Imperial IPA

Oh, and we now have a promo. It’ll change often. Look in the sidebar. And play it on your show.

Choice Bits

• Debbie apologies for last week
• P.G. recaps last week Or just nabs the funny bits. Funny extract? Distilled humor?
• You don’t know, Clintus, because you don’t listen to our show.
• Karma is a bitch
• I am going to cripple myself so there’s no way she can kill me
• You actually keep screwing up my game
• Fuck the environment
• I want to be able to beat my children
• If you buy me this gun, I’ll give you this car I just stole
• Don’t burn your toast in the bathtub
• Why is it whenever we talk about stupid people, they have an accent?
• I know a guy who started a polyamory club
• You got some weird friends, man
• Did you want to announce your divorce now, on the show?

Podcast: Download (Duration: 38:22 — 35.2MB)