Actually, considering our first one went out July 23rd, 2008 it’s way past our Anniversary show. But we didn’t really make a public announcement until Dragon*Con 2008 though so we consider that our starting date. Sort of. Whatever. So in celebration we have a new avatar. Yeah Evo’s real excited too.
Our guest is Arioch Morningstar (seriously, that sounds like a romance novel name, right?) who improves most of Scott Sigler’s recordings. Yay Arioch! I’ll bet he still had to pay for his copy of The Rookie.
Choice Bits
Scott Sigler is a techtard.
How much audio editing do you really have to do for Scott? No answer.
“Again, not prepared for your own show.”
Do you need a fresh bowl?
She doesn’t sweat, she glows. She doesn’t splash, she flows.
I should design toilets.
“What would be the appropriate soundtrack to piss to?”
A really bad barnyard joke, which leads to…
Pigs orgasm for three hours.
“Now we have another not to raise pigs in our bathtub.”
IKEA!
Lizard vs. Iguana. Iguana vs. snakes.
I guess I could make it easier to find the archives here.
Hey, it’s our Anniversary Show!
Evo will NOT do the show if I’m not here to do the dirty work.
Yet he’ll do the dirty lawn work at home now. Go figure.
“If you’re an ex-hippie and she’s a quasi-hippie…”
Tepiary, Topiary
We should bring him in and wax him.
There is no way to determine what goes viral but you should have known about People of WalMart.
I never know what to put here. We talk about empty nesting, pissing and snakes. And sexting. Are you any good at sexting, cuz I could use a few pointers.
Choice Bits
Evo is finally getting his shit together at work.
NJ has left the family home to go off to school… across town.
“If you’re listening Son, don’t come home.”
The grownups get their garage back.
Chicks are moody bitches?
I need to work on my sexting.
Should we have a sex segment? A sexment?
When you’re talking sex on twitter it’s called twatting.
Chuck Reynolds joins us again. Not gonna lie to you… it’s a rather tame show for us. Debbie sneaks in a promo for Geek Radio Daily and whips up a new intro for the show!
Choice Bits
P.G. recaps last week’s episode. That was some funny shit!
When you get fired from McDonalds, where do you go?
Debbie goes to the drug store to get candy
There are needy kids in Africa that need a vest.
That’s tree chicken and turtle soup
I found a butt in the trash can fucker; here’s my snake
We’re putting the clamp-et down on that one
It’s not even scary to walk around Mexico at night anymore
Only when we almost got arrested