Evo @ 11

I’m beginning to see why Evo dumped his show notes chore on me. Just when you think, “there, it’s all uploaded” you realize you still have another hour’s worth of work to do. Y’all better appreciate this shit.

Choice Bits

• Bitching about the weather.
• My pool is heated.
• That really was an ugly shirt.
• The Lame Couch. Gee, I think it makes us funnier.
• We stream on Ustream if you want to watch us record. Though we don’t really have a schedule anymore, watch Evo’s twitter feed for a heads-up.
• She doesn’t want everything in her life to be show prep!
• Costumes are ready.
• I don’t want to talk about my shoe size, but we discuss every other number.
• Evo is delusional about the man in the mirror.
• Some stuff about a local restaurant and food and drinks and some golf shirt from Bob Bitchin.
• Peace porridge hot, peace porridge cold.
• Pretending to play golf makes you look like a dorshbag.
• Hot Cherry Bendover.
• I want to run away from home.
• If you want to slap someone, Evo’s your man.
• Tito/Jermaine/Randy/One of the not-dead Jackson 5.
• Law Abiding Citizen and Where the Wild Things Are.
• It’s been determined that Sheila is indeed a girl.
• Evo wants you to take this survey, so (please) go here:
  http://www.takethesurvey.com/wizzard
• There needs to be a Shake Weight for Midgets next.
• Annoying repeated blurbs on podiobooks.
• Aha! A job for someone besides me!
• Chicken Scissors.
• We’ll be recording again Friday night, and Ustreaming HallowEvo.con
• Oh yeah, costumes are required for HallowEvo.con.

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Evo dragged in his new friend Joe Holt. I’m thinking there might be a bit of a man crush there, I don’t know.

Choice Bits

• This week’s show brought to you by Shake Weight.
• We discover Joe is a noob to podcasting.
• Where you are admonished to go back and look at last week’s show notes and follow the frikkin’ directions.
• S. E. (not X) O.  There will be a prize, I just haven’t decided what yet.
• Evo spilled most of the bottle before the show. You missed it.
• Do you keep urine in your refrigerator?
• Sheila’s flying high on espresso and pizza.
• Sliced. Might be interesting.
• Hob Nobs? Scob Nobs? More Knob than Hob.
• Clove, hash, mish mash.
• Where we get all political about Polanski and extradition and awards and shit.
• Where we gush on and on about Nathan Lowell and his new book Captain’s Share on podiobooks.com.
• Where we discuss memories of our high school musical days.
• Where we touch on the whole alcohol and cereal thing again.
• Costume decisions for HallowEvo Con. Amish Zombie Leprechaun? Toddler Tart?  Burka Bondage Combos?
• Call her Mrs. Terra.
• You’d think NJ would be immune to embarrassment after being raised by these two.
• Where we run down all the Google shits under the keyword Evo.
• Show’s over.
• Happy Unanniversary to me, Happy Birthday to my Granddaughter.
• Hank the Tooth Circus Midget. Someone make a cartoon of that.
• Show’s over.
• Chat room notes, Joe’s a lightweight drinker, musical accompaniment.
• Apologies for last week.
• Show’s over.
• Send feedback. More musical accompaniment. No smoking.
• Show’s over, for real. Evo has left the building.

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