Evo @ 11

Because *I* wasn’t there to record it, the audio is a little off. Joining ShEvo is @msinformation, @pgholyfield, and @PatrickEMcLean. Evo and Patrick had ineffectual mics so the sound is a little up and down.

Choice Bites

• Topic 1: Evo bitches about getting there, but I didn’t get to go at all so… tough shit Evo.
• Topic 2: Power Rangers
• Topic 2: The last Evo @ 11
• Embarassing @MsInformation
• Topic 4: Nathan Lowell, Man or Machine?
• Topic 5: Something about elephants
• Drunk stories about unsuspecting people
• Topic 6: Favorite insult/expletive
• Audience participation
• Naked parties should be listed on the schedule
• Topic 7: What are you drinking

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Jack Hosley visits. And we’re too busy talking about heavy drinking to pay as much attention as we should. We suck at hosting people.

Choice Bits

• You were a lot drunk
• Shut the fuck up, woman
• Invite the wrong crowd and encourage them to do bad things
• Evocon (should really be ShEvo:con, I think)
• This is another story of my idiot son
• It’s illegal to drive down the road with the doors open on the van — while you’re drinking
• This is life lesson #242
• His wife is a useless princess
• I’m not touching my kid’s testicle
• Was it Twilight terrible?
• Debbie always falls for the dumpy guy
• WanderRadio.com
• You are a big ass
• None of her family listens to this show
• OK, have my empty can
  Sincere Driver Needed

• Ding.

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The alternate title for this episode was “Puppet show and John Managan”.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• P.G. tells you what you missed last week
• They want all those kids to get sick
• No, that would be the firth of fifth
• What is this “we” shit? You got a mouse in your pocket?
• You’re stepping on my toes
• Post-gun check but pre-drinking
• I wanna fuck your livestock like an animal
• I do an impersonation of John Denver
• My audience is numerically challenged
• What does a live pan look like?
• The exact opposite of puking is gurgitating
• This conversation is very vealing
• Is that a verb involving Steve Eley?
• Penny beers are worth… pennies
• She’s really nice. I’m not sure what to do.
• I don’t give a frog’s fat ass what the clock says

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Cj Fiero-bender joins us. And the topics are all over the place. I thought this show was supposed to be about me, dammit!?!

Choice Bits

• These are my bitches

• It’s Debbie’s birthday
• I didn’t bring you the Swine flu
• There are more people killed every year by deer
• Balticon 43 promo
• It tastes like adrenaline, as in I just chewed someone’s adrenal gland
• The inside is liquid evil
• All joking aside — that was vile. And it might have been bile.
• It’s one side of your evil face in the dark
• Seth Harwood coming to Phoenix in June
• Are you over 21?
• Do not deliver to an intoxicated person
• Did you get something from dildos.com?
• Watch the video of Seth’s dog eating a steak
• There weren’t too many people drunker than Cj that night
• … and I just leapt into his arms because I had been drinking
• He was like a drink-ticket ATM
• Love Long and Prosper promo
• You usually dress like I do — as little as socially possible
• Assless chaps, baby
• You showed her the vinyl outfit?
• We can’t offend people anymore
• For the record, you can give anyone a blow job, on air, for your birthday, or just because it’s Wednesday
• The flu is not on peoples’ ass
• I don’t care how big your ass is, you’re not going to get the swine flu from it
• His friend had to go to Best Buy to take a dump

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Tip from Evo: loads of links in this post. Uncover them for juicy photos.

Summary

We give poor Jack Mangan a hard time for wimping out and going to CopperCon while we had much more fun at Dragon*Con.

Choice Bits

• Jack Mangan or David Moldawer?

• Sexy, vampire novelist or sexy vampire novelist?
• You know what keeps Lou Ferrigno looking young? Gamma rays.
• Ringworm con!
• Tee Morris: “How many books can I sell before I get to the shower?”
• Guests with large upper body dimensions should not ride this ride.
• It was like “Killroy was here”, but with boobs.
• I can get you to feel me up any time.
• She said the “F” word. Probably not the “F” word you are thinking of.

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