From that title alone, we should win some sort of prize. And if not for that, because Jeff Moriarty shows up… and pisses all over the new Star Trek movie. Then we get really nasty towards the end.
Choice Bits
Did you swallow my eye?
The theory about what color his dick was
Great title for a movie: Guys in Space
Paramount paid Jesus to endorse it
Now I hate the movie thanks to everything you said
His real name is Huge Ackman
Fucking with the in-laws: good times
You are sick and fucking demented
Orc husband?
Jesus is crying on me
Fucking #followfriday
I liked my idea of #felatiofriday
Technorama is coming back!
You’ve got your pasta in a twist…
I call him a pussy all the damned time
Quizno’s did not pay for these spots
Gives a whole different meaning to “secret sauce”
She’s talking to that passed-out bitch in the corner
Men, for some reason, want to watch women pee
I can’t stick my vagina through a hole
I feel better. I’ve been raunchy.
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I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.
Sheila is out for this show, but Charlie the Beer Guy brings in a great beer for me to test. And it’s fan-fucking-tastic. Oh, and the damned show goes too long. I blame it on the beer. And we bitch about your inability to understand large numbers. Oh, and the Battlestar finale in a totally spoiler-free fashion. Trust me. Then Debbie goes a little hoo hoo on us for a bit, which we politely ignore. Then on to Lost. Maybe some Heroes…
Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week.
Spot the Cannabis Leaf
Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
I think I just made that word up, too
Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
It coats, soothes and relieves
Is there a backwards-talking midget?
You’re not Jonathan Coulton
But they both end in “illion”
10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
I think humans came from another planet
That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
Go in the past and bugger Ben
I have been trying my best to warp myself
I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
Special show next week for Joe
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