Evo @ 11

We recorded (on a phone, mind you) this special event – DinerCon after Balticon – this year just for fun. Hope you enjoy it. Evo is absent and the guests were:

• Bruce Press
• Julie Press
• Ben Press
• Allie Press
• Brian Gregory
• Donna Mugavero
• Brent Weichsel

It is quite long and loud but we though you might enjoy it.

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The undeniable Ruth is visiting again. And apparently women DO like male/male porn, or at least some do. Plus, there’s a new intro.

Choice Bits

• They will be recording live from Balticon sometime Sunday night
• Evo commits sacrilege
• New house coolness
• Not Your Mom’s Podcast – more later
• The Wonder Fridge!
• No, he said Taggart
• Geek movie screening nights
• Santiago!
• Evo gives Sheila props – noted here for posterity
• Answers to the pron question
• Ruthie’s new J O B
• Intellectual property and Internet law
• EFF – not Evo Fucking Furries

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Evo dragged in his new friend Joe Holt. I’m thinking there might be a bit of a man crush there, I don’t know.

Choice Bits

• This week’s show brought to you by Shake Weight.
• We discover Joe is a noob to podcasting.
• Where you are admonished to go back and look at last week’s show notes and follow the frikkin’ directions.
• S. E. (not X) O.  There will be a prize, I just haven’t decided what yet.
• Evo spilled most of the bottle before the show. You missed it.
• Do you keep urine in your refrigerator?
• Sheila’s flying high on espresso and pizza.
• Sliced. Might be interesting.
• Hob Nobs? Scob Nobs? More Knob than Hob.
• Clove, hash, mish mash.
• Where we get all political about Polanski and extradition and awards and shit.
• Where we gush on and on about Nathan Lowell and his new book Captain’s Share on podiobooks.com.
• Where we discuss memories of our high school musical days.
• Where we touch on the whole alcohol and cereal thing again.
• Costume decisions for HallowEvo Con. Amish Zombie Leprechaun? Toddler Tart?  Burka Bondage Combos?
• Call her Mrs. Terra.
• You’d think NJ would be immune to embarrassment after being raised by these two.
• Where we run down all the Google shits under the keyword Evo.
• Show’s over.
• Happy Unanniversary to me, Happy Birthday to my Granddaughter.
• Hank the Tooth Circus Midget. Someone make a cartoon of that.
• Show’s over.
• Chat room notes, Joe’s a lightweight drinker, musical accompaniment.
• Apologies for last week.
• Show’s over.
• Send feedback. More musical accompaniment. No smoking.
• Show’s over, for real. Evo has left the building.

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Actually, considering our first one went out July 23rd, 2008 it’s way past our Anniversary show. But we didn’t really make a public announcement until Dragon*Con 2008 though so we consider that our starting date. Sort of. Whatever. So in celebration we have a new avatar. Yeah Evo’s real excited too.

Our guest is Arioch Morningstar (seriously, that sounds like a romance novel name, right?) who improves most of Scott Sigler’s recordings. Yay Arioch! I’ll bet he still had to pay for his copy of The Rookie.

Choice Bits

• Scott Sigler is a techtard.
• How much audio editing do you really have to do for Scott? No answer.
• “Again, not prepared for your own show.”
• Do you need a fresh bowl?
• She doesn’t sweat, she glows. She doesn’t splash, she flows.
• I should design toilets.
• “What would be the appropriate soundtrack to piss to?”
• A really bad barnyard joke, which leads to…
• Pigs orgasm for three hours.
• “Now we have another not to raise pigs in our bathtub.”
• IKEA!
• Lizard vs. Iguana. Iguana vs. snakes.
• I guess I could make it easier to find the archives here.
• Hey, it’s our Anniversary Show!
• Evo will NOT do the show if I’m not here to do the dirty work.
• Yet he’ll do the dirty lawn work at home now. Go figure.
• “If you’re an ex-hippie and she’s a quasi-hippie…”
• Tepiary, Topiary
• We should bring him in and wax him.
• There is no way to determine what goes viral but you should have known about People of  WalMart.
• Shake Weight, let me share:

• Men don’t have arm flaps due to their excessive masturbating.
• Sheila takes a Milky Way Martini to a restaurant for the owner to try. Isn’t she nice?
• While everyone is at Dragon*Con, we have DiscWorld here and multiple Deadpan meetups.
• OU Football season starts this weekend.
• Sheila found at least one Santiago!
• Evo is a deaf-tard.
• HallowEvo Con is on Halloween-O.
• “I’m guessing this means you bitches are serious about this.”

http://media.podiobooks.com/evoat11/EVO050.2009.09.02.mp3

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Tonia Bartz gets to hang out with us tonight to talk about Phoenix Design Week and her upcoming birthday celebrations. Yes, celebrations plural. She’s a partying girl!

Choice Bits

• Yet another new intro
• Zevo at 11?
• Sorry for kidnapping Tonia for the show
• Evo wants it bi-weekly
• I’m officially moved to Tempe sans oldest son and SmallChild
• Other son’s visit ran the gamut of emotions: tears/shock/secrecy/disapproval/fun/expectations
• Sheila’s pissed
• NJ’s engaged! Psyche!
• “She doesn’t have the best delivery” unless you count delivering used alcohol in the backseat
• Promo from Skepchick Maria Walters about the Atlanta Star Party
• Tonia’s working on Phoenix Design Week, so register now and there’s a discount
• Oh yeah, there’s also Phoenix Layers, and no, it’s not people like me who meet to get laid
• “I’m waiting for EvoCon!”
• “I’m very good at interviewing the cabana boys”
• “You chicks are easy” (Duh!)
• “Sat out there for 30 minutes and saw one fucking meteor”
• Lascivious bitch? Moi?
• See, I take over the show notes and the show is posted within a couple of days! Go me!
• Grandmothers. Let’s count: Debbie (0), Tonia (2), Sheila (1), Evo (1)
• “I wouldn’t know ska if he walked in and slapped me”
• “My gifts are either noisy or messy”
• Urine and rats in ball pits
• Day of indulgence
• “I want a pink fedora for my birthday”
• Ethiopian food discussion
• Debbie’s Awesome!

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