On April 1 2007, we lost someone very close to us. Joe Murphy. This show is in his honor. I think he would have liked it. We try not to get too sappy and weepy. Charlie the Beer Guy and Dan Shaurette join us live, with Jack Mangan — quite literally — phoning it in.
Choice Bits
Apologies from last week. I blame Debbie.
They had that nasty “root beer” flavor
Why did you have to drink warm, flat ginger ale?
Your mother was… an idiot
Joe had the taste buds of a six-year-old
Tell us your midget porn story
We could corner the market on circus midget porn
MidgetPornCircus.com. Free plug!
I’m sorry… you have the clap?
Don’t be a pussy
I want to see you shotgun a Strongbow
Being a world-class black belt complainer…
You’ll find me under “Father Cock Daddy”
All that porn…
Mason Rocket by Beatnik Turtle takes us out. We all miss Joe. And we’ll do this again next year.
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Posted by Evo Terra at 8:41 pm on April 1st, 2009. 2 comments... »
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I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.
Sheila is out for this show, but Charlie the Beer Guy brings in a great beer for me to test. And it’s fan-fucking-tastic. Oh, and the damned show goes too long. I blame it on the beer. And we bitch about your inability to understand large numbers. Oh, and the Battlestar finale in a totally spoiler-free fashion. Trust me. Then Debbie goes a little hoo hoo on us for a bit, which we politely ignore. Then on to Lost. Maybe some Heroes…
Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week.
Spot the Cannabis Leaf
Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
I think I just made that word up, too
Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
It coats, soothes and relieves
Is there a backwards-talking midget?
You’re not Jonathan Coulton
But they both end in “illion”
10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
I think humans came from another planet
That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
Go in the past and bugger Ben
I have been trying my best to warp myself
I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
Special show next week for Joe
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Posted by Evo Terra at 8:36 pm on March 25th, 2009. 2 comments... »
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