Evo @ 11

Today’s drinking game – take a drink every time someone says chicken and/or waffles. If you make it through to the end, leave us a comment with your guess of total mentions. Winner gets a

Choice Bits

• Are you still listening?
• Unguided Missile of Debauchery
• Apologies for last week.
• Evo’s chicken and waffles orgasm.
• MALT vinegar, not regular white vinegar
• Lazy-anna hot sauce.
• Whip out a flask of malt vinegar
• Zoo debacle
• I want my no money back
• Lame Evo Line
• Little Jackie Mangan finally arrives
• Bitch!
• Evo’s sound effect is Evo screaming MotherFucker! Oh wait, there’s an actual and appropriate sound effect.
• Rocky Horrible recap.
• Geriatric Rocky Horror at Evo’s.
• Funny how we all think Evo’s a sub except him.
• A dentisht who ishn’t effective.
• Cigarette packs in Canada are labeled more obnoxiously than ours.
• Loving family photos vs child porn.
• Heroes fail and it’s Jack’s fault.
• BSG flashed during the Emmy Awards.
• Boston Legal is a drama?
• Apologies to retarded people.
• Restart of the chicken and waffles conversation.
• Women are from Evil, men are from Jackass.
• #dwts = do what they say.
• They built a bar in the basement, use at your own risk.
• Poor Marshall, we just use you for your physical talents.
• “Don’t break my fuckin’ pole.”
• Family friendly strip club where pole proximity is important.
• Fit to Strip by Carmen Electra?
• I’m a nutritionist’s nightmare.
• We’ll plan a Beer and Cereal episode with Charlie the Beer_Guy NOT Charlie the Unicorn!
• HallowEvo food theme suggestions.
• Call Jack’s voice mail line for a change.

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Choice Bits

• Enthusiasm. Sometimes.
• “I’m going to bitch at Evo the whole time.”
• Evo was raised in Hell, OK. Down in the Boondocks. BFE. We get it.
• Where were you when you heard the sonic boom?
• My career in the AF consisted of working on computers in the Pentagon. Not like real Air Force people. What the fuck do I know.
• Evo the cunt-ry boy is familiar with the phenomenon he’s dubbed LIFO, but them UFOs never beamed him up.
• Gaggle? Murder? FORMATION of helicopters! That’s what you call them.
• No more shuttles so how do we leave?
• Everyone agrees we need to go back to smacking unruly children. And you should leash yours today.
• Max was a hellion, but he turned out the best of the bunch, and on his way back from Iraq for good.
• When are the RFID/ZAP implantable chips coming? Just watch out of for when they change color.
• Joe Holt is a fellow geek.
• Funny Evo, but here it is late Saturday and I haven’t seen your infamous press release. Nobody gives a shit.
• I guarantee we’ll be bitching about Friday night on next week’s show.
• Drinking, baseball, Rocky Horror Picture Show. Complete with virgins and those old folks with faulty memories.
• Wine and Cheerios revisited. The lady is strange.
• Grammi’s drinkin’ vodka!

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Listen to Evo @ 11 Show 52 – Sonic Boom

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We discuss next year’s convention plans, Beatnik Turtle’s song Drunk Man’s Junk and what we know about said junk, and a bit about our my technical difficulties with this site. I keep telling Evo that I don’t have permissions and/or the knowledge to update the plugins and he keeps trying to tell me I can do it. Dude, encouragement only goes so far. So let me know if you aren’t getting it correctly from iTunes, or if how I link it here is fucked up so I can bitch at him some more.

Choice Bits

• Formal introductions… not!
• We didn’t go to Dragon*Con this year
• We’re not going to Dragon*Con next year
• We’re all going to Balticon
• We might go to San Diego Comic-Con
• We’re hoping for whatnot
• We crashed the Discworld Convention last weekend
• Twestival?
• Not just the house is going to get warm
• Another Slumber Party
• Evo finally finished Watchmen which caused a weird speech impediment
• Mocking mockumentaries
• Egads, we’re all deep and philosophical and shit
• Evo wants to DO Tim Curry
• My first Major League Baseball game and my first Rocky Horror on the same night
• Tweetup at Brand-X shirts! Get your twitter name on a shirt.

• Beatnik Turtle’s Song of the Day Drunk Man’s Junk
• Evo’s junk (again)
• Deja-vu strikes again
• College football fans suck. SOONER! or later?
• Our friend Jeff Moriarty is featured in the Phoenix New Times
• We atheists talk about rapture
• Newscaster Beverly Kidd‘s visit to gangplank to discuss social media
• We’re STILL have technical difficulties no matter what Evo thinks.

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