From that title alone, we should win some sort of prize. And if not for that, because Jeff Moriarty shows up… and pisses all over the new Star Trek movie. Then we get really nasty towards the end.
Choice Bits
Did you swallow my eye?
The theory about what color his dick was
Great title for a movie: Guys in Space
Paramount paid Jesus to endorse it
Now I hate the movie thanks to everything you said
His real name is Huge Ackman
Fucking with the in-laws: good times
You are sick and fucking demented
Orc husband?
Jesus is crying on me
Fucking #followfriday
I liked my idea of #felatiofriday
Technorama is coming back!
You’ve got your pasta in a twist…
I call him a pussy all the damned time
Quizno’s did not pay for these spots
Gives a whole different meaning to “secret sauce”
She’s talking to that passed-out bitch in the corner
Men, for some reason, want to watch women pee
I can’t stick my vagina through a hole
I feel better. I’ve been raunchy.
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Posted by Evo Terra at 10:14 pm on May 13th, 2009. 2 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: ASU, Bill Shatner, Casey McKinnon, commercials, dick, drinking, dysfunctional families, facebook, florida, glory hole, graduation, Huge Jackman, Intel, James T. Kirk, kidney, McDonald's, mother-in-law, movie, Pizza Hut, Quizno's, rain, Republican, science fiction, Spongmonkeys, star trek, Tweetdeck, twitter, USB, vagina, Wolverine, youtube.
Summary
Choice Bits
PG recaps… and since he’s been gone for a LONG TIME… it’s a long recap. Good for the noobs. Boring as hell for the regulars. Choose wisely on this IWLLWOEE
Debbie actually pees Strongbow
Florida has been known to spontaneously combust
I don’t know… I was a little drunk
I’m hung like a shetland pony
It’s short but it’s thick — feels like you’re being fucked by a cheese wheel
Not to take a lot of the credit, but I think we’re fucking hilarious
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Posted by Evo Terra at 6:13 pm on February 4th, 2009. 3 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: #evfn, Aaron Post, April Holle, AZGroups.com, beer, Beverly Kidd, cheese, Cocktailhacker.com, dale's pale ale, douchebags, florida, gangplank, george hrab, Integrum, Ms. Information, Phoenix, Radiate Phoenix, Rail Life, rain, real estate, Refresh Phoenix, Rula Bula, social media, Strongbow, tuna, tweetup, twitter, Tyler Hurst, weather.
Summary
CJ the Mighty Mommy joins us as we talk about… this stuff. Oh, she’s the better half of Dan from show #15.
Oh and it’s really damned noisy outside the studio at Gangplank. Blame Ignite Boulder. You people are friggin’ loud.
Promo for something I can’t hear because of the echo. My ears suck.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week’s show
Fire robin? Like burn a bird?
“It’s time to drink” starts with an F
This isn’t my mouth. Someone shit in this mouth.
No, yours are dry and tasteless
This isn’t the marital spat show
He never falls asleep during his favorite thing
Santa was Santa
I don’t think it’ll be funny, and I don’t think I’ll do it
Have I ever flirted with you, Evo?
No one has to get me drunk, I can do it on my own
It’s one more than 2008
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Posted by Evo Terra at 8:32 pm on December 17th, 2008. 3 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: air conditioning, apnea, basements, beer, bitch, Burger King, camping, cb radio, Coverville, cpap, darth vader, deadbeat dads, Detroit, diabetes, dirty dancing, drinking, drum kit, emu, flirting, German, Giant, hockey, holidays, iRiver, karma, Lapland, marijuana, McDonald's, New Year's Eve party, rain, Rock Band, Santa, Seth Harwood, sex, slum, snoring, sonic, Squid, star trek, that 70s show, Vegas, vegetarian, virgins, weather.