Summary
Choice Bits
No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast
Haven’t you ever had your hand on a teat?
I almost pissed myself today
She’s from the past
What the fuck is crap, then?
Cultural harassment charges would be coming up instantly
God we talk about a lot of subjects we know shit about
So religion is arbitrary? No!
I’m not even Catholic and I know nuns aren’t supposed to do that
You just ate Christ!
“Jump on the helicopter” sounds like a creepy sexual position
The prehensile penis comes around
The only thing better would be running ahead of the hot chicks backwards
Detailed Show Notes
The Amish and their children. Do they have the same issues we do? Which spills over to a conversation of various odd religions.
Swahili curse confusion. If your not a native English speaker, you’ll be confused with which slang terms are OK and which are highly offensive. For the same stuff.
And strange as it may sound, we circle BACK to religion. Fucking broken record, that is us.
Oh, and we’re fucked on the party suite for Dragon*Con. If you can help… HELP! Cuz right now, we have no where to have the singular party we really need to have
Someone said we never talked about the antics of No Pants Day on the Light Rail in Phoenix. And since Tyler was there pantsless with us, now seems like a good time to talk about it.
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Summary
Scott Sigler joins the crew! The Future Dark Overlord himself! He’s doing a book tour for Contagious and rolled through Phoenix. This is probably the only interview he’ll be on where he doesn’t spend the whole time pimping his book.
Love the new intro! All hail Debbie, for she is the keeper of audio production for Evo at 11!
Choice Bits
- We have special fridge for beer like yours: it’s the “crap” fridge
- I got fucked by Audacity and I didn’t even cum
- That’s a lot of shackin’ going on
- I’m going to get the belt
- Satan’s 101 Ways to Manage Your Child
- I’m gonna get that damned belt if you don’t sit down (It went to 11)
- Do not piss in the corner of my living room (A perfect 10)
- So then I started swinging from Kansas
- She pulls out the The Damma Gelta Phi pledge paddle…
- He was poking holes in the roof of the rental car
- He threw a potato at him from across the room
- You got your face rubbed in piss?
- You have a mascot in the dining room that manages to offend two cultures at once
- I’m on day 1, got four hours of sleep, I can’t go wrong
- It’s just a romping good time in a horror flick
- There’s a lot of Roman numerals
- I hope his coffin is lined with real Corinthian leather
- You’re halfway to a great porno if you have a midget
- I’m kinda interested in the Total Hofomoration
- I’ve seen pictures of my cousin making a traveshamockery of himself
- Those are not inauguration parties, they are Scott Sigler preview parties
- It takes a hundred nos to get a ho
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