Evo @ 11

Cj Fiero-bender joins us. And the topics are all over the place. I thought this show was supposed to be about me, dammit!?!

Choice Bits

• These are my bitches

• It’s Debbie’s birthday
• I didn’t bring you the Swine flu
• There are more people killed every year by deer
• Balticon 43 promo
• It tastes like adrenaline, as in I just chewed someone’s adrenal gland
• The inside is liquid evil
• All joking aside — that was vile. And it might have been bile.
• It’s one side of your evil face in the dark
• Seth Harwood coming to Phoenix in June
• Are you over 21?
• Do not deliver to an intoxicated person
• Did you get something from dildos.com?
• Watch the video of Seth’s dog eating a steak
• There weren’t too many people drunker than Cj that night
• … and I just leapt into his arms because I had been drinking
• He was like a drink-ticket ATM
• Love Long and Prosper promo
• You usually dress like I do — as little as socially possible
• Assless chaps, baby
• You showed her the vinyl outfit?
• We can’t offend people anymore
• For the record, you can give anyone a blow job, on air, for your birthday, or just because it’s Wednesday
• The flu is not on peoples’ ass
• I don’t care how big your ass is, you’re not going to get the swine flu from it
• His friend had to go to Best Buy to take a dump

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Summary

Wow. This show covers a lot of ground. I think I must have been rather manic. And it’s a brand new intro Debbie whipped up. Beau Frusetta makes his debut.

Promos played for the Geologic Podcast & Truth Seekers

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week
• I’m too tall to be on Willow.
• Shave the cheerleader, shave the world.
• Bring Fuck You Dome up, please.
• I will open a beer. We’ll see who wins.
• Maybe you should read that Podcasting for Dummies book.
• I was trying to be nice and say thank you, and now you’ve ruined it.
• He won’t shut up tonight, will he?
• You’re a fucking baby
• I’m gonna bring “sensical” back.
• And to think we don’t have alcohol in here.
• If you had to pick a name, it would not be “mushy peas”
• They have the best bathrooms
• I don’t want to shit myself on Friday.

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