Evo @ 11

Today’s drinking game – take a drink every time someone says chicken and/or waffles. If you make it through to the end, leave us a comment with your guess of total mentions. Winner gets a

Choice Bits

• Are you still listening?
• Unguided Missile of Debauchery
• Apologies for last week.
• Evo’s chicken and waffles orgasm.
• MALT vinegar, not regular white vinegar
• Lazy-anna hot sauce.
• Whip out a flask of malt vinegar
• Zoo debacle
• I want my no money back
• Lame Evo Line
• Little Jackie Mangan finally arrives
• Bitch!
• Evo’s sound effect is Evo screaming MotherFucker! Oh wait, there’s an actual and appropriate sound effect.
• Rocky Horrible recap.
• Geriatric Rocky Horror at Evo’s.
• Funny how we all think Evo’s a sub except him.
• A dentisht who ishn’t effective.
• Cigarette packs in Canada are labeled more obnoxiously than ours.
• Loving family photos vs child porn.
• Heroes fail and it’s Jack’s fault.
• BSG flashed during the Emmy Awards.
• Boston Legal is a drama?
• Apologies to retarded people.
• Restart of the chicken and waffles conversation.
• Women are from Evil, men are from Jackass.
• #dwts = do what they say.
• They built a bar in the basement, use at your own risk.
• Poor Marshall, we just use you for your physical talents.
• “Don’t break my fuckin’ pole.”
• Family friendly strip club where pole proximity is important.
• Fit to Strip by Carmen Electra?
• I’m a nutritionist’s nightmare.
• We’ll plan a Beer and Cereal episode with Charlie the Beer_Guy NOT Charlie the Unicorn!
• HallowEvo food theme suggestions.
• Call Jack’s voice mail line for a change.

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Some guy named Tony Solano chats with us this week about social media.  I’m guessing the first steps in social media are getting visible on Facebook, twitter and/or LinkedIn. Sheila has an empty nest crying episode; I wish I could but my kids won’t leave. Evo pokes at the cops.

Choice Bits

• He’s trying to learn about social media by coming on our show?
• This would be the cul-de-sac of the journey that you’re on.
• Irony: Plagiarizing your report on plagiarizing.
• “Hit your lights when you’re gonna do this crazy maneuver!”
• Chains are effective for clearing out skateboarders.
• Campus Docs are the best thing in college.
• Toasted Subs. CHeBA Hut? (Website’s music sounds like 70’s porn)
• Ted’s Hot Dogs is the icon in hot dogs.
• The Hustler Store is now a daycare center.
• There’s no dildo store at Tempe Marketplace unless they open a Dicktoria Secret.
• Solo rope play isn’t as easy as you’d think, just ask David Carradine.
• EvoCon is now HallowEvo Con!
• “I betcha pretty soon you’re gonna give that to Debbie too.”
• The new FuckOff podcast.
• “Did you get to touch his mace?”
• “Just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?”
• Phil Plait’s promo for the Atlanta Star Party just before Dragon*Con.
• Sheila’s really emotional breakdown. Sort of.
• NJ is going off to a local college, Ginnie isn’t doing a damn thing.
• Our children come by it naturally.
• Is he really Evo’s kid?
• YES WE ARE DOING THIS NEXT WEEK. WE ARE NOT GOING BI-WEEKLY.
• Arioch Morningstar is a romance novel name!
• There are 1,163 Debbie Walkers out there, but there’s only one like me.
• Be a better parent: knock the shit out of that kid!

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Tonia Bartz gets to hang out with us tonight to talk about Phoenix Design Week and her upcoming birthday celebrations. Yes, celebrations plural. She’s a partying girl!

Choice Bits

• Yet another new intro
• Zevo at 11?
• Sorry for kidnapping Tonia for the show
• Evo wants it bi-weekly
• I’m officially moved to Tempe sans oldest son and SmallChild
• Other son’s visit ran the gamut of emotions: tears/shock/secrecy/disapproval/fun/expectations
• Sheila’s pissed
• NJ’s engaged! Psyche!
• “She doesn’t have the best delivery” unless you count delivering used alcohol in the backseat
• Promo from Skepchick Maria Walters about the Atlanta Star Party
• Tonia’s working on Phoenix Design Week, so register now and there’s a discount
• Oh yeah, there’s also Phoenix Layers, and no, it’s not people like me who meet to get laid
• “I’m waiting for EvoCon!”
• “I’m very good at interviewing the cabana boys”
• “You chicks are easy” (Duh!)
• “Sat out there for 30 minutes and saw one fucking meteor”
• Lascivious bitch? Moi?
• See, I take over the show notes and the show is posted within a couple of days! Go me!
• Grandmothers. Let’s count: Debbie (0), Tonia (2), Sheila (1), Evo (1)
• “I wouldn’t know ska if he walked in and slapped me”
• “My gifts are either noisy or messy”
• Urine and rats in ball pits
• Day of indulgence
• “I want a pink fedora for my birthday”
• Ethiopian food discussion
• Debbie’s Awesome!

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On April 1 2007, we lost someone very close to us. Joe Murphy. This show is in his honor. I think he would have liked it. We try not to get too sappy and weepy. Charlie the Beer Guy and Dan Shaurette join us live, with Jack Mangan — quite literally — phoning it in.

Choice Bits

• Apologies from last week. I blame Debbie.
• They had that nasty “root beer” flavor
• Why did you have to drink warm, flat ginger ale?
• Your mother was… an idiot
• Joe had the taste buds of a six-year-old
• Tell us your midget porn story
• We could corner the market on circus midget porn
• MidgetPornCircus.com. Free plug!
• I’m sorry… you have the clap?
• Don’t be a pussy
• I want to see you shotgun a Strongbow
• Being a world-class black belt complainer…
• You’ll find me under “Father Cock Daddy”
• All that porn…
• Mason Rocket by Beatnik Turtle takes us out. We all miss Joe. And we’ll do this again next year.

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Summary

Evo, Sheila and Debbie are joined by Sunny Thaper and Douglas Welch for a serious conversation about ethnicity and being good with your hands. Laugh track provided by Dan Shaurette.

Choice Bits:

• Did you just call an Irishman ethnic? Fins would like it in Arizona
• Maybe she’s just lazy
• I’m brown; I can’t blush
• Two blocks from my house is Vivid Video
• You don’t know what goes on behind the walls of an igloo
• Gain some weight if you want to mess with me

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