Evo @ 11

Today’s guest is Dani Cutler, the TSDivaDani of the political podcasting world, plus actual content!

Choice Bits

• Want a rub down or a rub down with a shih-tzu massage?
• Evo confronts Dani about her kinky podcast recommendations.
• Common Sense with Dan Carlin
• Try Bounce Quest, you’ll get addicted.
• Proper Internet commenting guidelines: comment or suggest, don’t lecture.
• Valentines Shmalentines, just another day.
• Match.com to check out your friends?
• Is a side ponytail the new fashion retrend?
• Billboards and car wraps, what’s next?
• Sheila’s OH words of wisdom.
• Review of Ferngully-3D on steroids.
• Make sure you have everything you need before you leave the house, fucker!
• Going to see @JonathanCoulton and @PaulandStorm
• FUCKing CAT!
• Go fuck yourself and send us the video.
• Going to see @bonjovi next Wednesday so we may record early.

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More change! This episode is recorded at a new location. More comfy! We’ll even be back on Ustream pretty soon. Can Evo make this any more convenient for HIM than doing it in his own basement?

Choice Bits

• ShEvo Studios!
• Behind the bar.
• If she wants to play with her pussy, let her play with her pussy.
• Testing a new drink: Evil Evo Contaminated Concoction is an Epic FAIL!
• My microphone is slowly heading towards the floor.
• Fuckin’ Penguins.
• Someone stole Badass Karaoke Trey’s computer.  Poor Trey.
• The Manganesque Trick.
• Evo is a nasty boy, thinkin’ nasty thoughts, but he’s not a cheap trick.
• Alice Cooper summers in Hawaii and winters in Phoenix. Just sose you know.
• Are we getting burnt out on evfn?
• I’m not really good at public speaking/sales.
• Cinnabon! Schlotzsky’s Deli is also Cinnabon, at least here.
• Again with the droopy microphone.
• Beware the blue light.
• Evo’s obscure reference to an OverHeard he tweeted. Asshole.
• Evo (representing pedophiles everywhere) thanks the producers of Toddlers and Tiaras.
• Balloon Boy. If you missed this story, don’t bother. The story is there was no story.
• We still don’t know when we’ll be doing this next. Stay tuned!

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Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?

Choice Bits

• Math is hard

• Apologies for last week’s show.
• You fucked my day completely
• I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
• I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
• I look like Nappy Dan
• They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
• Into the Dark
• I plan on showing my ass again
• If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
• Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
• I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
• Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
• That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
• Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
• She’s a pussy-enabler

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Summary

Wow. This show covers a lot of ground. I think I must have been rather manic. And it’s a brand new intro Debbie whipped up. Beau Frusetta makes his debut.

Promos played for the Geologic Podcast & Truth Seekers

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week
• I’m too tall to be on Willow.
• Shave the cheerleader, shave the world.
• Bring Fuck You Dome up, please.
• I will open a beer. We’ll see who wins.
• Maybe you should read that Podcasting for Dummies book.
• I was trying to be nice and say thank you, and now you’ve ruined it.
• He won’t shut up tonight, will he?
• You’re a fucking baby
• I’m gonna bring “sensical” back.
• And to think we don’t have alcohol in here.
• If you had to pick a name, it would not be “mushy peas”
• They have the best bathrooms
• I don’t want to shit myself on Friday.

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Summary

The show keeps evolving. And look! You’re still here. Thanks to the first folks sending in contributions for this show. We’ll work on formatting (e.g.; sweepers, transitions, timing) — if you keep sending ‘em in.

Plugs played for: Zombinc & Podcamp AZ

Choice Bits

• PG recaps last week’s show & Evo apologizes for the same
• I might be breaking somewhere around pi.
• I was grateful when ‘to be continued’ came on.
• Next week he will puke on donuts.
• Did you know there was a 5:00 AM?
• The best thing about my job is the bathroom.
• You can’t duct-tape the children to their desks?
• Your just like a guy that gets out of the joint after 30 years.
• Eua de molestache
• My work job? Me speak good.
• Who are you and what have you done with Debbie?
• Guys: If you have a Live Journal page, you’re a pussy.
• It’s unfortunate you took it that way. Now, shut the fuck up.
• Evo is turning me into an asshole!

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