Posts tagged “Phoenix”.

Evoat11 24 – We got us a Convoy! No wait, it’s Conroy.

Summary

    Good luck picking the theme out of this week’s show. Chris Conrey joins us, we talk about stuff you can read about below.

    Debbie sneaks in a promo for Star Wars Fanworks and a second promo (wtf?) is for The Geek Spin.

Choice Bits

  • PG recaps… and since he’s been gone for a LONG TIME… it’s a long recap. Good for the noobs. Boring as hell for the regulars. Choose wisely on this IWLLWOEE
  • Debbie actually pees Strongbow
  • Florida has been known to spontaneously combust
  • I don’t know… I was a little drunk
  • I’m hung like a shetland pony
  • It’s short but it’s thick — feels like you’re being fucked by a cheese wheel
  • Not to take a lot of the credit, but I think we’re fucking hilarious

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Evoat11 18 – Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow Was Innocent!

Summary

    Keith Garner joins us from the blustery north country of Chicago. And we talk all over the damned place, so it’s another one of the “just read the Choice Bits and Keywords” shows.

    Debbie snuck in a promo for The Seanachai. I love Patrick’s show, so I’ll not bitch too much.

Choice Bits

  • P.G. tells you what he learned on last week’s show.

  • Fuck balance when you’re drinking an IPA
  • Why isn’t every one in Phoenix skinny?
  • She’s really good about closing the barn door since the horse escaped
  • Who the hell is Ms. O’Leary?
  • I want to be the hog butcher to the world
  • I almost got run over by Roger Ebert once
  • The last one that quit me was because of something I said to Evo
  • Bang your wife for seven days straight
  • Banging is what I would like to do, but he would like to promote intimacy
  • He’s sleeping with your daughter, so he just wants to see where it came from
  • You see how shitty of a job I’m doing
  • My daughter would be terrified of you
  • Evo & Debbie said it sucked, so we fixed it
  • He is awesomely sarcastic
  • That’s not an addiction, that’s an enjoyment
  • Next week’s show will be all about dropping off teenagers
  • I almost did it, but I said “Wait… I have a penis”
  • I was trying to end the fucking show!

Evoat11 12 – CC Chapman, welcome to Footloose!

Summary

    Podcasting legend CC Chapman joins us this week to drink beer and use his potty mouth. Two things he can’t do on Accident Hash or Managing the Gray. We rule.

    Oh shit. I forgot to apologize for last week, and to preface P.G.‘s recap. Which is extra hawsome this week.

    Oh, and this is the last promo you’ll hear for Podcamp AZ. It’s the first weekend of November, and we’ll likely not put out a show after this, yet before that. So come, dammit!

Choice Bits

  • When do we open the beer?
  • We’re more into the ‘drinking’ thing than the ‘toasting’ thing
  • Hey, dammit, this show is about me!
  • Sheila, people in the chat room would like you to lean forward
  • If you’ve had a couple drinks, you have to stop and think: Am I an innie, or an outie?
  • It’s hard to have an audio recording in a toilet stall
  • If you’re touching your junk, do not touch your phone
  • I am the luckiest woman in the world
  • Eventually they’ll have an automatic bidet
  • Someone in my family is going to need to be in front of a jury
  • You know how them cowboys like to drink
  • Do you guys live in the middle of Footloose or something?
  • I’ve had enough Strongbow that I wanna keep talking

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