Actually, considering our first one went out July 23rd, 2008 it’s way past our Anniversary show. But we didn’t really make a public announcement until Dragon*Con 2008 though so we consider that our starting date. Sort of. Whatever. So in celebration we have a new avatar. Yeah Evo’s real excited too.
Our guest is Arioch Morningstar (seriously, that sounds like a romance novel name, right?) who improves most of Scott Sigler’s recordings. Yay Arioch! I’ll bet he still had to pay for his copy of The Rookie.
Choice Bits
Scott Sigler is a techtard.
How much audio editing do you really have to do for Scott? No answer.
“Again, not prepared for your own show.”
Do you need a fresh bowl?
She doesn’t sweat, she glows. She doesn’t splash, she flows.
I should design toilets.
“What would be the appropriate soundtrack to piss to?”
A really bad barnyard joke, which leads to…
Pigs orgasm for three hours.
“Now we have another not to raise pigs in our bathtub.”
IKEA!
Lizard vs. Iguana. Iguana vs. snakes.
I guess I could make it easier to find the archives here.
Hey, it’s our Anniversary Show!
Evo will NOT do the show if I’m not here to do the dirty work.
Yet he’ll do the dirty lawn work at home now. Go figure.
“If you’re an ex-hippie and she’s a quasi-hippie…”
Tepiary, Topiary
We should bring him in and wax him.
There is no way to determine what goes viral but you should have known about People of WalMart.
Some guy named Tony Solano chats with us this week about social media. I’m guessing the first steps in social media are getting visible on Facebook, twitter and/or LinkedIn. Sheila has an empty nest crying episode; I wish I could but my kids won’t leave. Evo pokes at the cops.
Choice Bits
He’s trying to learn about social media by coming on our show?
This would be the cul-de-sac of the journey that you’re on.
Irony: Plagiarizing your report on plagiarizing.
“Hit your lights when you’re gonna do this crazy maneuver!”
Chains are effective for clearing out skateboarders.
Campus Docs are the best thing in college.
Toasted Subs. CHeBA Hut? (Website’s music sounds like 70’s porn)
Back from vacations. Did you miss us? We didn’t miss you. Kidding. No, not really. We’re just not really that friendly.
Choice Bits
The highlight of the con was the free rice
Was this a convention or a refugee camp?
Vilification Tennis sounds like a great idea
They just handed out liquor
A constant supply of pasta and condiments
I heard about the Amish guy you flashed
It’s not a cesspool
Bumfucked Jersey isn’t so bumfucked
I drank a lot, so that means I had a whole lot of fun
There was frosting and cleavage at one point
It was creepy quiet
Science is not a spectator sport
It keeps getting wedged between my tits
This show is way to jumpy for detailed show notes. So deal with the choice bits and keywords for the most part. We do put a wrap on Tyler’s question You must hang out for the ending! Thanks, Brad P from N.J. for the new one!
Apologies for last week. P.G. was late. That’ll teach him
Evo fucked up in front of 300+ people
I like my women cheap and dirty when they are wearing makeup.
And this may be a sign that I’m an alcoholic
You are actually much better at submission than I am
I don’t want to be cute, I want to be laid
You just let her spray something in your mouth?
Not furries, because furries are nasty
Think how much Jesus hates you right now
You’d be able to figure this out quicker if you stopped drinking all the time
Get off my lawn!
One deep dicking and she switches right back
If only I had a shorter cock
Hey! It’s a new even cooler intro! Look at Debbie flexing her engineering skills…
Dan Feierabend from the Love Long and Prosper (and married to The Mighty Mommy) stops by to talk about his upcoming Danthol.com thing. Sheila’s extra bitchy at poor me (Debbie wrote that) and we discuss our her Black Friday plans.
Apologies for last week’s show
Apologies for P.G., since he has no recap of said last week’s show
Didn’t Evo used to podcast?
His rap name is Red Headed Whiteboy
Don’t spoil the bit!
I like being locked in… and tied up
Note to self: pay Debbie
You’re talking about necrophilia?
I’m not going to risk cancer just so I can get a piece of ass
Can’t I just take a coat hanger and jam it down in there?
You know we don’t have any money this year, don’t you?
I’m enjoying rocking the mic with the pantyhose
I’m gong to go register quickanddirtypantyhose.com
You had me at “porn”
The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.
You were actually able to turn it on?
You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
But that’s a place where people piss!
Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
I think you’re finally hitting eleven
Tip from Evo: loads of links in this post. Uncover them for juicy photos.
Summary
We give poor Jack Mangan a hard time for wimping out and going to CopperCon while we had much more fun at Dragon*Con.
Choice Bits
Jack Mangan or David Moldawer?
Sexy, vampire novelist or sexy vampire novelist?
You know what keeps Lou Ferrigno looking young? Gamma rays.
Ringworm con!
Tee Morris: “How many books can I sell before I get to the shower?”
Guests with large upper body dimensions should not ride this ride.
It was like “Killroy was here”, but with boobs.
I can get you to feel me up any time.
She said the “F” word. Probably not the “F” word you are thinking of.