Posts tagged “Penn & Teller”.

Evoat11 Show 45 – So How Was Your Vacation?

Back from vacations. Did you miss us? We didn’t miss you. Kidding. No, not really. We’re just not really that friendly.

Choice Bits

  • The highlight of the con was the free rice

  • Was this a convention or a refugee camp?
  • Vilification Tennis sounds like a great idea
  • They just handed out liquor
  • A constant supply of pasta and condiments
  • I heard about the Amish guy you flashed
  • It’s not a cesspool
  • Bumfucked Jersey isn’t so bumfucked
  • I drank a lot, so that means I had a whole lot of fun
  • There was frosting and cleavage at one point
  • It was creepy quiet
  • Science is not a spectator sport
  • It keeps getting wedged between my tits

Evoat11 32 – Joe’s Midget Porn Circus

On April 1 2007, we lost someone very close to us. Joe Murphy. This show is in his honor. I think he would have liked it. We try not to get too sappy and weepy. Charlie the Beer Guy and Dan Shaurette join us live, with Jack Mangan — quite literally — phoning it in.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies from last week. I blame Debbie.
  • They had that nasty “root beer” flavor
  • Why did you have to drink warm, flat ginger ale?
  • Your mother was… an idiot
  • Joe had the taste buds of a six-year-old
  • Tell us your midget porn story
  • We could corner the market on circus midget porn
  • MidgetPornCircus.com. Free plug!
  • I’m sorry… you have the clap?
  • Don’t be a pussy
  • I want to see you shotgun a Strongbow
  • Being a world-class black belt complainer…
  • You’ll find me under “Father Cock Daddy”
  • All that porn…
  • Mason Rocket by Beatnik Turtle takes us out. We all miss Joe. And we’ll do this again next year.