Posts tagged “Patrick McLean”.

Evoat11 41 – Evo’s Version of an AA Meeting

Jack Hosley visits. And we’re too busy talking about heavy drinking to pay as much attention as we should. We suck at hosting people.

Choice Bits

  • You were a lot drunk
  • Shut the fuck up, woman
  • Invite the wrong crowd and encourage them to do bad things
  • Evocon (should really be ShEvo:con, I think)
  • This is another story of my idiot son
  • It’s illegal to drive down the road with the doors open on the van — while you’re drinking
  • This is life lesson #242
  • His wife is a useless princess
  • I’m not touching my kid’s testicle
  • Was it Twilight terrible?
  • Debbie always falls for the dumpy guy
  • WanderRadio.com
  • You are a big ass
  • None of her family listens to this show
  • OK, have my empty can
    Sincere Driver Needed

  • Ding.

Evoat11 39 – Land Before Fern Gully Started Dirty Dancing

Debbie comes up with the best show titles. Just the three of us. Building big castles in the sky.

Choice Bits

  • When committing a crime and/or having sex: do not film yourself.
  • It’s not like they fucked the pig that made the pepperoni
  • Sex with the Pig in the City
  • Get off my lawn!
  • Mur Lafferty’s inside story access to War – > heavennovel.com
  • Are you a monkey fucking, hit every room and every piece of the furniture person?
  • Oh there’s a candle involved all right
  • It’s white shit that gets smeared on bread
  • When did the Depends come in?
  • The wand of Double Penetration
  • Come to Podcamp AZ – November 14th & 15th. It’s free. You’ll have fun.
  • Michael Vick as spokesman for Humane Society? Will Dick Cheney as spokesman for Amnesty International be next?
  • I’m not any kind of model
  • Could George Hrab rape a dog?

Evoat11 17 – A is for A Real Girl

Summary

    A. Kovacs hangs with us, bringing back memories of my trying to control these three chicks (and more) at Dragon*Con. She’s just started podcasting over at Skepchick.org. Nice and fresh. Get the show now before it gets better! Drinking skeptic chicks. What could be better?

    Debbie snuck in a promos for Nobilis Erotica. Give her the power to enginer and edit, she’s gonna take it.

Choice Bits

  • P.G. and what he learned on last week’s show

  • We started drinking at 4:00 this afternoon
  • We’ll get back to “naughty”
  • I’m relatively certain we don’t have permafrost in Arizona
  • You know… my sister’s a glass blower
  • I’m going to have to go down to the lobby and have someone unlace me.
  • I’m the bitch, she’s the hun
  • I know all about your kinks
  • How about I give her a staple gun in the calf?
  • Get tangled in the sheets and crack your head on the headboard
  • It’s so creepy and frackin’ cool at the same time
  • Debbie just came
  • It’s amazing what they can do when they can take their dentures out
  • Would you dry and fluff Kurt Russell
  • It would suck to be a 90 year old duck
  • What wouldn’t be better with Wesley Crusher?
  • The power to bring back your virginity
  • Sauce is the magic sauce

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