Evo @ 11

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Some guy named Tony Solano chats with us this week about social media.  I’m guessing the first steps in social media are getting visible on Facebook, twitter and/or LinkedIn. Sheila has an empty nest crying episode; I wish I could but my kids won’t leave. Evo pokes at the cops.

Choice Bits

• He’s trying to learn about social media by coming on our show?
• This would be the cul-de-sac of the journey that you’re on.
• Irony: Plagiarizing your report on plagiarizing.
• “Hit your lights when you’re gonna do this crazy maneuver!”
• Chains are effective for clearing out skateboarders.
• Campus Docs are the best thing in college.
• Toasted Subs. CHeBA Hut? (Website’s music sounds like 70′s porn)
• Ted’s Hot Dogs is the icon in hot dogs.
• The Hustler Store is now a daycare center.
• There’s no dildo store at Tempe Marketplace unless they open a Dicktoria Secret.
• Solo rope play isn’t as easy as you’d think, just ask David Carradine.
• EvoCon is now HallowEvo Con!
• “I betcha pretty soon you’re gonna give that to Debbie too.”
• The new FuckOff podcast.
• “Did you get to touch his mace?”
• “Just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?”
• Phil Plait‘s promo for the Atlanta Star Party just before Dragon*Con.
• Sheila’s really emotional breakdown. Sort of.
• NJ is going off to a local college, Ginnie isn’t doing a damn thing.
• Our children come by it naturally.
• Is he really Evo’s kid?
• YES WE ARE DOING THIS NEXT WEEK. WE ARE NOT GOING BI-WEEKLY.
• Arioch Morningstar is a romance novel name!
• There are 1,163 Debbie Walkers out there, but there’s only one like me.
• Be a better parent: knock the shit out of that kid!

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Cj Fiero-bender joins us. And the topics are all over the place. I thought this show was supposed to be about me, dammit!?!

Choice Bits

• These are my bitches

• It’s Debbie’s birthday
• I didn’t bring you the Swine flu
• There are more people killed every year by deer
• Balticon 43 promo
• It tastes like adrenaline, as in I just chewed someone’s adrenal gland
• The inside is liquid evil
• All joking aside — that was vile. And it might have been bile.
• It’s one side of your evil face in the dark
• Seth Harwood coming to Phoenix in June
• Are you over 21?
• Do not deliver to an intoxicated person
• Did you get something from dildos.com?
• Watch the video of Seth’s dog eating a steak
• There weren’t too many people drunker than Cj that night
• … and I just leapt into his arms because I had been drinking
• He was like a drink-ticket ATM
• Love Long and Prosper promo
• You usually dress like I do — as little as socially possible
• Assless chaps, baby
• You showed her the vinyl outfit?
• We can’t offend people anymore
• For the record, you can give anyone a blow job, on air, for your birthday, or just because it’s Wednesday
• The flu is not on peoples’ ass
• I don’t care how big your ass is, you’re not going to get the swine flu from it
• His friend had to go to Best Buy to take a dump

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Another new intro for Debbie! Me thinks she’s digging this engineering stuff. Sweet! She’s available for hire.

Promo for Skepticality
Promo for Balticon

Did you know we’re live on Ustream.tv each week? Yep. Wednesdays. 5:30-ish Phoenix time.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show.

• I fucked up last week’s show.
• Some bullshit brain event of Derek’s
• Earth Day — the one day a year when you actually recycle
• I have a thing for crunchy, earthy, granola chicks
• That goes against the Convenience Arrow
• I want a fucking piece of gum, not an archaeological dig
• That’s not me being a selfish prick
• This is the least offensive episode ever
• It’s not a moo moo
• If you wanna walk around buck naked…
• They have the best Goodwill ever in Hawaii
• Duct tape her to the mattress and she won’t roll off
• Maybe the child is just… retarded?
• Shit solidly together
• You useless bitch
• Her name is Venus Skywalker?
• She’s a truck stop tripper
• What the fuck does e plurbis unum mean?
• Give me your dollar and I will give you a nice shiny nickel
• I don’t do vampires

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Rachel Reese joins us this week. And I’m kinda liking this format of show notes where I skip the Detailed Show Notes. I’m thinking those are now officially a thing of the past.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show, with P.G. Holyfield telling you why.

• She’s going to be an escort
• Have you thought about firebombing them?
• Please give me the breathalyzer
• I heard all about those, but I’m not that old
• Don’t put the shitty beer in my fridge
• He’s 26 and wants to move back in with his mother
• The tortoise sex is very noisy
• You don’t know what Dragon*con is? What the hell is wrong with you?
• I’m not pissing off the side of the roof
• If I had a dinglehopper and I could whip it out…
• So it’s back to dick jokes already, is it?
• I shaved my balls for this?
• Swallow or it’s going in your eye
• Everybody wanted to be Debbie
• You’re kind of a fucking bummer
• I look damn fucking sexy in a Playboy Bunny outfit
• I could wear my loincloth

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This show is way to jumpy for detailed show notes. So deal with the choice bits and keywords for the most part. We do put a wrap on Tyler‘s question You must hang out for the ending! Thanks, Brad P from N.J. for the new one!

Promo for Love Long and Prosper. Sounds like a threesome between Dan, CJ and Jack.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week. P.G. was late. That’ll teach him

• Evo fucked up in front of 300+ people
• I like my women cheap and dirty when they are wearing makeup.
• And this may be a sign that I’m an alcoholic
• You are actually much better at submission than I am
• I don’t want to be cute, I want to be laid
• You just let her spray something in your mouth?
• Not furries, because furries are nasty
• Think how much Jesus hates you right now
• You’d be able to figure this out quicker if you stopped drinking all the time
• Get off my lawn!
• One deep dicking and she switches right back
• If only I had a shorter cock

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