Posts tagged “Palm Pre”.

Evoat11 44 – Return of Funny Sunny

Debbie loves making new promos. So… another one! And since I was out of things to talk about, I asked Sunny Thaper to join us. And that’s always a good time. Every 18 episodes, we’ll bring you Sunny. And Sunny knocks out the outro for us!

Choice Bits

  • We’re on vacation the next two weeks, so listen to this 3 times.
  • You know what else works? Being brown.
  • What do you use to keep the monkeys away from you?
  • In India, our mosquitoes attack other smaller mosquitoes
  • If you’re not canoeing into work, it’s not a monsoon
  • I have been putting fake porn pictures of you up on the Internet
  • I’m not sure RLS is on the same level as Dengue Virus
  • Maybe they cut out her perspective during one of her brain surgeries
  • Speaking of super abilities…
  • I don’t recall what you said. Was I listening?
  • I’m pissed off at Vs today
  • Superheroes vs Supervillains fight Saturday, June 27th at 6:30. Come out!
  • What is your superhero name, Sometimes Disabled Boy?
  • Wait, you’re Indian. You know how to levitate.
  • Sunny could be Sasquatch or Captain Caveman.
  • You guys are being wacky in costumes while I’m singled out as the terrorist
  • If you have to say “Is it offensive?”, it probably is
  • He’ll bitch-slap you four times with one move
  • That looks like an upside-down penis
  • She could be Super Blame-Deflecting Girl
  • The strip bars never close
  • You and your girlfriend got ran out because they thought you were hookers
  • Fanks Cj fo cookee

Evoat11 43 – Overrun by Cutlers

No Sheila! But left wing nut job Dani Cutler fills in for her, bringing half of her family along — Valina and her beau Allen.

Choice Bits

  • I didn’t get you pregnant
  • Instead of an “APPLAUSE” light, you need a “DOUCHE” light
  • Next time you wanna make a sales pitch: space uniform
  • You’re not my favorite
  • You surely recognize you cannot compress time
  • Sign up to present at Ignite Phoenix 5
  • I’m now banned from Social Media Club
  • Maybe you should moon them?
  • Hewn vs felled
  • Should I stop being good?
  • Bribery kind of invalidates the transaction
  • We need an androgynous dyke for this position
  • So you’re a tracer?
  • Evo says you are a prostitute
  • Let’s let him not fuck that up
  • Fucktard is getting married on Monday
  • Can you drink while you are ice skating?

Evoat11 42 – The Social Media Bitch Show Again

Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?

Choice Bits

  • Math is hard

  • Apologies for last week’s show.
  • You fucked my day completely
  • I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
  • I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
  • I look like Nappy Dan
  • They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
  • Into the Dark
  • I plan on showing my ass again
  • If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
  • Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
  • I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
  • Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
  • That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
  • Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
  • She’s a pussy-enabler