I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.
Sheila is out for this show, but Charlie the Beer Guy brings in a great beer for me to test. And it’s fan-fucking-tastic. Oh, and the damned show goes too long. I blame it on the beer. And we bitch about your inability to understand large numbers. Oh, and the Battlestar finale in a totally spoiler-free fashion. Trust me. Then Debbie goes a little hoo hoo on us for a bit, which we politely ignore. Then on to Lost. Maybe some Heroes…
Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week.
Spot the Cannabis Leaf
Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
I think I just made that word up, too
Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
It coats, soothes and relieves
Is there a backwards-talking midget?
You’re not Jonathan Coulton
But they both end in “illion”
10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
I think humans came from another planet
That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
Go in the past and bugger Ben
I have been trying my best to warp myself
I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
Special show next week for Joe
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Summary
Choice Bits
No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast
Haven’t you ever had your hand on a teat?
I almost pissed myself today
She’s from the past
What the fuck is crap, then?
Cultural harassment charges would be coming up instantly
God we talk about a lot of subjects we know shit about
So religion is arbitrary? No!
I’m not even Catholic and I know nuns aren’t supposed to do that
You just ate Christ!
“Jump on the helicopter” sounds like a creepy sexual position
The prehensile penis comes around
The only thing better would be running ahead of the hot chicks backwards
Detailed Show Notes
The Amish and their children. Do they have the same issues we do? Which spills over to a conversation of various odd religions.
Swahili curse confusion. If your not a native English speaker, you’ll be confused with which slang terms are OK and which are highly offensive. For the same stuff.
And strange as it may sound, we circle BACK to religion. Fucking broken record, that is us.
Oh, and we’re fucked on the party suite for Dragon*Con. If you can help… HELP! Cuz right now, we have no where to have the singular party we really need to have
Someone said we never talked about the antics of No Pants Day on the Light Rail in Phoenix. And since Tyler was there pantsless with us, now seems like a good time to talk about it.
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Posted by Evo Terra at 5:24 pm on January 28th, 2009. No comments... »
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Summary
Podcasting legend CC Chapman joins us this week to drink beer and use his potty mouth. Two things he can’t do on Accident Hash or Managing the Gray. We rule.
Oh shit. I forgot to apologize for last week, and to preface P.G.‘s recap. Which is extra hawsome this week.
Oh, and this is the last promo you’ll hear for Podcamp AZ. It’s the first weekend of November, and we’ll likely not put out a show after this, yet before that. So come, dammit!
Choice Bits
When do we open the beer?
We’re more into the ‘drinking’ thing than the ‘toasting’ thing
Hey, dammit, this show is about me!
Sheila, people in the chat room would like you to lean forward
If you’ve had a couple drinks, you have to stop and think: Am I an innie, or an outie?
It’s hard to have an audio recording in a toilet stall
If you’re touching your junk, do not touch your phone
I am the luckiest woman in the world
Eventually they’ll have an automatic bidet
Someone in my family is going to need to be in front of a jury
You know how them cowboys like to drink
Do you guys live in the middle of Footloose or something?
I’ve had enough Strongbow that I wanna keep talking
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Posted by Evo Terra at 6:22 pm on October 22nd, 2008. 5 comments... »
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