Recorded live at Balticon! With Patrick E. McLean, a bottle of Macallan 12-year-old scotch, Bill DeSmedt, Sheila Dee and P.G. Holyfield. It’s long. It’s wild. Kinda like me.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week’s show
But there will be no fellatio
I jotted down show notes, but I’m not too sure I can read them
Ding
Evo ate a baby on the plane
What strange shit can you say right now?
Is there a chemist in the room?
You may put your mouth all over my scotch
Now I’m just the fucking errand boy
Tommy Chong’s Waffle House
I’m a dick
Phil Rossi was banned from this show two years ago
It means “nice ass” in Lat
“How are you living a little”
I wanna fuck you like a chemist
I can’t deal with anything that ends in “Z”. Like the alphabet?
The opposite of ding sounds racist, so I’m not gonna say it
Shut up, it’s my show
I’m sorry, four and five didn’t make it
The good news is; I don’t care
Holy shit I need some more field scotch
Science Thriction?
Just looking for a reason to hate
But now the bitch cleans
Has anyone in the audience done an alcohol enema?
Ding.
Podcast: Download (Duration: 36:28 — 33.5MB)
Posted by Evo Terra at 9:33 pm on May 29th, 2009. One comment... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: a, alcoholic, Balticon, books, callipygous, chemists, Christiana Ellis, constipation, Dan Brown, Doctor Jack's Soapbox Seminars, dragoncon, Flinchy and the Mexican Show Truck, football, genre fiction, george hrab, Gong Show, greek, gumption, heroes, How to Succeed in Evil, macallan, margarita, Marriott, Murder at Avedon Hill, numbers, Patron, pi, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Russian, Singularity, Soutwest, supplements, sushi, tequila, Twilight, twitter.
I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.
Sheila is out for this show, but Charlie the Beer Guy brings in a great beer for me to test. And it’s fan-fucking-tastic. Oh, and the damned show goes too long. I blame it on the beer. And we bitch about your inability to understand large numbers. Oh, and the Battlestar finale in a totally spoiler-free fashion. Trust me. Then Debbie goes a little hoo hoo on us for a bit, which we politely ignore. Then on to Lost. Maybe some Heroes…
Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week.
Spot the Cannabis Leaf
Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
I think I just made that word up, too
Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
It coats, soothes and relieves
Is there a backwards-talking midget?
You’re not Jonathan Coulton
But they both end in “illion”
10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
I think humans came from another planet
That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
Go in the past and bugger Ben
I have been trying my best to warp myself
I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
Special show next week for Joe
Podcast: Download (Duration: 37:58 — 34.8MB)
Posted by Evo Terra at 8:36 pm on March 25th, 2009. 2 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: 2001, AIG, audiobooks, Avagadro, Battlestar Galactica, beer, BevMo, billion, Bourbon County Brand Stout, Caprica, cards, Chicago, Christopher Walken, cylons, david lynch, dice, drinking, Elizabeth, evfn, Firefly, George Lucas, Goodwill, Goose Island Brewing, Grandfather Paradox, gravity, heroes, homonym, Ignite Phoenix, Joe Murphy Day, Jonathan Coulton, keg, Lost, moles, mundane sf, numbers, Obama, oskar blues, Palo Santo, paradox, Root beer, science fiction, scientific notation, star wars, Ten FIDY, time travel, twitter, Wefollow.com, Whole Foods in Chandler.