Evo @ 11

aaaaand continuing on from the last show because we were just having too much fun. Newbs, go listen to Show 70 first!

More Choice Bits

• How to disrupt a law school class
• NJ drops the ball, good thing he plays hockey
• Time is irrelative
• What isn’t a cult?
• Golf place beer girl cart thing
• More examples of Fucktard’s fuckassery
• No I’m not trained to kill people
• Where were you in 1979?
• The Vietnam War, also known as the Second Indochina War, was a Cold War military conflict that occurred in Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia from September 26, 1959 to April 30, 1975.
• Let’s ask the law student!
• Stop riding your bikes into the street or else
• A little bit extra worth waiting for.

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Wow, show 60! So Jack Mangan is here to hang out. We talk about PodcampAZ and recap HallowEvo*Con.

Choice Bits

• Hey y’all!
• Inflammable, flammable, whatever.
• Apologies…
• PodcampAZ is this weekend, finally!
• You talk pretty-pretty nice and make nice-nice with public.
• Happy Birthday for GirlChild.
• Jack’s music plans.
• Evo is the poster child of podtaint.
• What is our 2010 outlook, the year of me? My year of me, your year of you, etc.
• Might make a quick trip to Florida for a rescue mission.
• I was pissed at Evo but I can’t be more specific as to why.
• HallowEvo*Con recap.
• I don’t know why Evo’s so insistent we say conCOCKshun when it was BLUE!
• Who won the nipple contest?
• Candy or Death!
• Hazmat Harry working at the grocery store.
• Bringing NJ all the way home from college just for the family photo.
• Next up: New Year’s Eve Party!

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Some guy named Tony Solano chats with us this week about social media.  I’m guessing the first steps in social media are getting visible on Facebook, twitter and/or LinkedIn. Sheila has an empty nest crying episode; I wish I could but my kids won’t leave. Evo pokes at the cops.

Choice Bits

• He’s trying to learn about social media by coming on our show?
• This would be the cul-de-sac of the journey that you’re on.
• Irony: Plagiarizing your report on plagiarizing.
• “Hit your lights when you’re gonna do this crazy maneuver!”
• Chains are effective for clearing out skateboarders.
• Campus Docs are the best thing in college.
• Toasted Subs. CHeBA Hut? (Website’s music sounds like 70′s porn)
• Ted’s Hot Dogs is the icon in hot dogs.
• The Hustler Store is now a daycare center.
• There’s no dildo store at Tempe Marketplace unless they open a Dicktoria Secret.
• Solo rope play isn’t as easy as you’d think, just ask David Carradine.
• EvoCon is now HallowEvo Con!
• “I betcha pretty soon you’re gonna give that to Debbie too.”
• The new FuckOff podcast.
• “Did you get to touch his mace?”
• “Just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?”
• Phil Plait‘s promo for the Atlanta Star Party just before Dragon*Con.
• Sheila’s really emotional breakdown. Sort of.
• NJ is going off to a local college, Ginnie isn’t doing a damn thing.
• Our children come by it naturally.
• Is he really Evo’s kid?
• YES WE ARE DOING THIS NEXT WEEK. WE ARE NOT GOING BI-WEEKLY.
• Arioch Morningstar is a romance novel name!
• There are 1,163 Debbie Walkers out there, but there’s only one like me.
• Be a better parent: knock the shit out of that kid!

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Summary

Scott Sigler joins the crew! The Future Dark Overlord himself! He’s doing a book tour for Contagious and rolled through Phoenix. This is probably the only interview he’ll be on where he doesn’t spend the whole time pimping his book.

Love the new intro! All hail Debbie, for she is the keeper of audio production for Evo at 11!

Choice Bits

• We have special fridge for beer like yours: it’s the “crap” fridge
• I got fucked by Audacity and I didn’t even cum
• That’s a lot of shackin’ going on
• I’m going to get the belt
• Satan’s 101 Ways to Manage Your Child
• I’m gonna get that damned belt if you don’t sit down (It went to 11)
• Do not piss in the corner of my living room (A perfect 10)
• So then I started swinging from Kansas
• She pulls out the The Damma Gelta Phi pledge paddle…
• He was poking holes in the roof of the rental car
• He threw a potato at him from across the room
• You got your face rubbed in piss?
• You have a mascot in the dining room that manages to offend two cultures at once
• I’m on day 1, got four hours of sleep, I can’t go wrong
• It’s just a romping good time in a horror flick
• There’s a lot of Roman numerals
• I hope his coffin is lined with real Corinthian leather
• You’re halfway to a great porno if you have a midget
• I’m kinda interested in the Total Hofomoration
• I’ve seen pictures of my cousin making a traveshamockery of himself
• Those are not inauguration parties, they are Scott Sigler preview parties
• It takes a hundred nos to get a ho

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