Summary
Keith Garner joins us from the blustery north country of Chicago. And we talk all over the damned place, so it’s another one of the “just read the Choice Bits and Keywords” shows.
Debbie snuck in a promo for The Seanachai. I love Patrick’s show, so I’ll not bitch too much.
Choice Bits
P.G. tells you what he learned on last week’s show.
Fuck balance when you’re drinking an IPA
Why isn’t every one in Phoenix skinny?
She’s really good about closing the barn door since the horse escaped
Who the hell is Ms. O’Leary?
I want to be the hog butcher to the world
I almost got run over by Roger Ebert once
The last one that quit me was because of something I said to Evo
Bang your wife for seven days straight
Banging is what I would like to do, but he would like to promote intimacy
He’s sleeping with your daughter, so he just wants to see where it came from
You see how shitty of a job I’m doing
My daughter would be terrified of you
Evo & Debbie said it sucked, so we fixed it
He is awesomely sarcastic
That’s not an addiction, that’s an enjoyment
Next week’s show will be all about dropping off teenagers
I almost did it, but I said “Wait… I have a penis”
I was trying to end the fucking show!
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Summary
Choice Bits
The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.
You were actually able to turn it on?
You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
But that’s a place where people piss!
Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
I think you’re finally hitting eleven
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Podcast: Download (duration: 24:39 — 22.6MB)
Posted by evo at 5:43 pm on November 12th, 2008. One comment... »
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