Evo @ 11

The undeniable Ruth is visiting again. And apparently women DO like male/male porn, or at least some do. Plus, there’s a new intro.

Choice Bits

• They will be recording live from Balticon sometime Sunday night
• Evo commits sacrilege
• New house coolness
• Not Your Mom’s Podcast – more later
• The Wonder Fridge!
• No, he said Taggart
• Geek movie screening nights
• Santiago!
• Evo gives Sheila props – noted here for posterity
• Answers to the pron question
• Ruthie’s new J O B
• Intellectual property and Internet law
• EFF – not Evo Fucking Furries

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I’m beginning to see why Evo dumped his show notes chore on me. Just when you think, “there, it’s all uploaded” you realize you still have another hour’s worth of work to do. Y’all better appreciate this shit.

Choice Bits

• Bitching about the weather.
• My pool is heated.
• That really was an ugly shirt.
• The Lame Couch. Gee, I think it makes us funnier.
• We stream on Ustream if you want to watch us record. Though we don’t really have a schedule anymore, watch Evo’s twitter feed for a heads-up.
• She doesn’t want everything in her life to be show prep!
• Costumes are ready.
• I don’t want to talk about my shoe size, but we discuss every other number.
• Evo is delusional about the man in the mirror.
• Some stuff about a local restaurant and food and drinks and some golf shirt from Bob Bitchin.
• Peace porridge hot, peace porridge cold.
• Pretending to play golf makes you look like a dorshbag.
• Hot Cherry Bendover.
• I want to run away from home.
• If you want to slap someone, Evo’s your man.
• Tito/Jermaine/Randy/One of the not-dead Jackson 5.
• Law Abiding Citizen and Where the Wild Things Are.
• It’s been determined that Sheila is indeed a girl.
• Evo wants you to take this survey, so (please) go here:
  http://www.takethesurvey.com/wizzard
• There needs to be a Shake Weight for Midgets next.
• Annoying repeated blurbs on podiobooks.
• Aha! A job for someone besides me!
• Chicken Scissors.
• We’ll be recording again Friday night, and Ustreaming HallowEvo.con
• Oh yeah, costumes are required for HallowEvo.con.

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I never know what to put here. We talk about empty nesting, pissing and snakes. And sexting. Are you any good at sexting, cuz I could use a few pointers.

Choice Bits

• Evo is finally getting his shit together at work.
• NJ has left the family home to go off to school… across town.
• “If you’re listening Son, don’t come home.”
• The grownups get their garage back.
• Chicks are moody bitches?
• I need to work on my sexting.
• Should we have a sex segment? A sexment?
• When you’re talking sex on twitter it’s called twatting.
• Evo’s tacky sound effects.
• Inglourious Basterds semi-discussion.
• Quentin Tarentino is dawg ugly but a brilliant movie maker.
• District 9 semi-discussion.
• “Stop fucking thinking about it. It was a movie about killin’ Natzies!”
• Halloween II?
• Zombieland. Sounds like fun!
• NJ says some movie is not really a chick flick but we don’t know which one it is.
• “We can just fuck all weekend.”
• “I don’t like having my weather with adjectives.”
• Ted Kennedy died.
• Hunchbacks pissing in a trough.
• More about outdoor urinals than you ever wanted to know.
• She’s not peeing in the pool.
• Promo for The Good Parts, an erotica podcast.
• We now have two snakes, Ares and Xena.
• The bell rang, we’re done.
• It doesn’t say Evo-Sheila-Debbie at 11.

(Well damnit, the actual media was there on the first save but somewhere in my editing it disappeared. Let’s try this again.)

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Technical difficulties, just download THIS until smarter people than me can fix it.

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Summary

Hey! It’s a new even cooler intro! Look at Debbie flexing her engineering skills…

Dan Feierabend from the Love Long and Prosper (and married to The Mighty Mommy) stops by to talk about his upcoming Danthol.com thing. Sheila’s extra bitchy at poor me (Debbie wrote that) and we discuss our her Black Friday plans.

And if you’d like to be on the show, check the Show Calendar for what’s happening here and other shows recorded at Gangplank HQ

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show
• Apologies for P.G., since he has no recap of said last week’s show
• Didn’t Evo used to podcast?
• His rap name is Red Headed Whiteboy
• Don’t spoil the bit!
• I like being locked in… and tied up
• Note to self: pay Debbie
• You’re talking about necrophilia?
• I’m not going to risk cancer just so I can get a piece of ass
• Can’t I just take a coat hanger and jam it down in there?
• You know we don’t have any money this year, don’t you?
• I’m enjoying rocking the mic with the pantyhose
• I’m gong to go register quickanddirtypantyhose.com
• You had me at “porn”

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Summary

No guests this week but that doesn’t stop us. And Evo’s so slow Debbie’s doing the show notes. Don’t expect them to be as amusing but read ‘em anyway, dammit!

Choice bits

• Apologies for last week’s episode.
• Evo’s wiki page is in danger! Whoopee shit.
• Hey, a promo for Podcamp AZ 2008. Wonder who’ll be there? Duh!
• Crickets, crickets everywhere and not enough to feed the dragon.
• Evo’s momis on twitter?
• Thanks to TSDivaDani, Fresh and Easy is stalking Debbie on twitter.
• James Archer has infected everyone with twittertaint.
• Brad P likes us! He really really likes us!
• Yet another example of Debbie
  s excellent parenting skills and Sheila’s cultural sensitivity.
• No movie reviews on Free Money and Shanghai Noon.
• Sheila’s always presentable, butthead. Don’t dress and drive. Or curl your hair.
• Gangplank Studios is moving to better digs (not diggs) and hopefully we’ll be cooler.
• Go fuck a duck.

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