Posts tagged “mobile phone”.

Evo @ 11 Show 58 – Your Backswing Sucks

I’m beginning to see why Evo dumped his show notes chore on me. Just when you think, “there, it’s all uploaded” you realize you still have another hour’s worth of work to do. Y’all better appreciate this shit.

Choice Bits

  • Bitching about the weather.
  • My pool is heated.
  • That really was an ugly shirt.
  • The Lame Couch. Gee, I think it makes us funnier.
  • We stream on Ustream if you want to watch us record. Though we don’t really have a schedule anymore, watch Evo’s twitter feed for a heads-up.
  • She doesn’t want everything in her life to be show prep!
  • Costumes are ready.
  • I don’t want to talk about my shoe size, but we discuss every other number.
  • Evo is delusional about the man in the mirror.
  • Some stuff about a local restaurant and food and drinks and some golf shirt from Bob Bitchin.
  • Peace porridge hot, peace porridge cold.
  • Pretending to play golf makes you look like a dorshbag.
  • Hot Cherry Bendover.
  • I want to run away from home.
  • If you want to slap someone, Evo’s your man.
  • Tito/Jermaine/Randy/One of the not-dead Jackson 5.
  • Law Abiding Citizen and Where the Wild Things Are.
  • It’s been determined that Sheila is indeed a girl.
  • Evo wants you to take this survey, so (please) go here:
    http://www.takethesurvey.com/wizzard
  • There needs to be a Shake Weight for Midgets next.
  • Annoying repeated blurbs on podiobooks.
  • Aha! A job for someone besides me!
  • Chicken Scissors.
  • We’ll be recording again Friday night, and Ustreaming HallowEvo.con
  • Oh yeah, costumes are required for HallowEvo.con.

Evoat11 16 – Get Off My Lawn!

Summary

    Jeff Moriarty hangs out with the cast of fools. And it’s pretty obvious that Debbie is having a BLAST with making new intros. You go, girl!

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for the show last week. That was uncalled for.

  • P.G. tells you what he learned on last week’s show… and the week before that!
  • The funny will be determined later
  • He’s a 17 year old going on 94
  • That’s a fortune cookie: “Don’t have old children”
  • From boutique, to yard sale… and now we’re at take-out
  • We’ve talked about prostitutes before
  • That had to be a big Italian pissing match
  • How does it feel to want?
  • Most podcasts suck
  • Well no, I’m still a man…
  • It’s quite rude to call our guest lame
  • I’ve decided I’m becoming and anti-Santite
  • I had you at “Ho ho ho”
  • Where do the mutant penguins live?
  • Her ovaries went “ding”?
  • If something goes wrong, I’m going to need one of your kidneys

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Evoat11 14 – Evo’s Back and Pissing Off Stewardesses Everywhere

Summary

    I’m finally back from traveling. We’ll cover that, plus the stuff that happened here while I was gone. Don’t travel. Ever.

    Debbie slid in a promo for Dean Haglund’s show. Wonder if you’ll know why?

Choice Bits

  • The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.
  • You were actually able to turn it on?
  • You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
  • So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
  • If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
  • You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
  • But that’s a place where people piss!
  • Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
  • Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
  • You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
  • I think you’re finally hitting eleven

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