Jeff Moriarty is here to make us all laugh and pimp Ignite Phoenix. Which is coming very soon! And Debbie sneaks in a promo for The Adventures of Indiana Jim.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week, which you’ll now as P.G. recaps
Why the fuck don’t people listen to me?
Even inanimate objects aren’t listening to you
I think they feel bad because it got hit by a cement truck
It doesn’t hurt that you’re really cute, too
I don’t swear near enough to get on that motherfucking site
“SEO” and “ebook” should be profanity on Twitter
You’re such an evohole
Wristwatch has “twat” in the middle
Let me Google that for you
He looks really uncomfortable with her hand up his ass
When the cops stop you, don’t argue & don’t spit on them
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Categories: Podcast. Tags: beer, break-in, cops, cursebird.com, Eliza, gangplank, goatse, Ignite Phoenix, Jeep, midichlorians, mimes, puppet, scott sigler, shop, skit, star wars, Stone IPA, studio, Subaru Brat, Vancouver, Walt Richardson.
Summary
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week’s show
Is this Evo at 22?
I want to see you in tights
I’m the Don King of superhero wrestling
Talk about your box, honey
Craves bacon, would like to see mother dead
Special powers of folding toilet paper
Why does ever show end up with Evo in the toilet?
I’ve prayed to that toilet god
Suck the joy right out of it
It looked like someone had a car crash on his chest
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Posted by Evo Terra at 6:45 pm on December 24th, 2008. 6 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: #evfn, bacon, bathroom, dirty, dreams, eyebrows, fight, gangplank, hairy legs, heroes, mimes, obsessive compulsive, pussy, razors, shave, Spinal Tap, super heroes, threading, toilet paper, waxing, wrestling, xmas.