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Evoat11 32 – Joe’s Midget Porn Circus

On April 1 2007, we lost someone very close to us. Joe Murphy. This show is in his honor. I think he would have liked it. We try not to get too sappy and weepy. Charlie the Beer Guy and Dan Shaurette join us live, with Jack Mangan — quite literally — phoning it in.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies from last week. I blame Debbie.
  • They had that nasty “root beer” flavor
  • Why did you have to drink warm, flat ginger ale?
  • Your mother was… an idiot
  • Joe had the taste buds of a six-year-old
  • Tell us your midget porn story
  • We could corner the market on circus midget porn
  • MidgetPornCircus.com. Free plug!
  • I’m sorry… you have the clap?
  • Don’t be a pussy
  • I want to see you shotgun a Strongbow
  • Being a world-class black belt complainer…
  • You’ll find me under “Father Cock Daddy”
  • All that porn…
  • Mason Rocket by Beatnik Turtle takes us out. We all miss Joe. And we’ll do this again next year.

Evoat11 28 – Jumping the Shark

This show is way to jumpy for detailed show notes. So deal with the choice bits and keywords for the most part. We do put a wrap on Tyler‘s question You must hang out for the ending! Thanks, Brad P from N.J. for the new one!

Promo for Love Long and Prosper. Sounds like a threesome between Dan, CJ and Jack.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week. P.G. was late. That’ll teach him

  • Evo fucked up in front of 300+ people
  • I like my women cheap and dirty when they are wearing makeup.
  • And this may be a sign that I’m an alcoholic
  • You are actually much better at submission than I am
  • I don’t want to be cute, I want to be laid
  • You just let her spray something in your mouth?
  • Not furries, because furries are nasty
  • Think how much Jesus hates you right now
  • You’d be able to figure this out quicker if you stopped drinking all the time
  • Get off my lawn!
  • One deep dicking and she switches right back
  • If only I had a shorter cock