Posts tagged “midget”.

Evo @ 11 Show 54 – Jholt!

Evo dragged in his new friend Joe Holt. I’m thinking there might be a bit of a man crush there, I don’t know.

Choice Bits

  • This week’s show brought to you by Shake Weight.
  • We discover Joe is a noob to podcasting.
  • Where you are admonished to go back and look at last week’s show notes and follow the frikkin’ directions.
  • S. E. (not X) O.  There will be a prize, I just haven’t decided what yet.
  • Evo spilled most of the bottle before the show. You missed it.
  • Do you keep urine in your refrigerator?
  • Sheila’s flying high on espresso and pizza.
  • Sliced. Might be interesting.
  • Hob Nobs? Scob Nobs? More Knob than Hob.
  • Clove, hash, mish mash.
  • Where we get all political about Polanski and extradition and awards and shit.
  • Where we gush on and on about Nathan Lowell and his new book Captain’s Share on podiobooks.com.
  • Where we discuss memories of our high school musical days.
  • Where we touch on the whole alcohol and cereal thing again.
  • Costume decisions for HallowEvo Con. Amish Zombie Leprechaun? Toddler Tart?  Burka Bondage Combos?
  • Call her Mrs. Terra.
  • You’d think NJ would be immune to embarrassment after being raised by these two.
  • Where we run down all the Google shits under the keyword Evo.
  • Show’s over.
  • Happy Unanniversary to me, Happy Birthday to my Granddaughter.
  • Hank the Tooth Circus Midget. Someone make a cartoon of that.
  • Show’s over.
  • Chat room notes, Joe’s a lightweight drinker, musical accompaniment.
  • Apologies for last week.
  • Show’s over.
  • Send feedback. More musical accompaniment. No smoking.
  • Show’s over, for real. Evo has left the building.

Evoat11 32 – Joe’s Midget Porn Circus

On April 1 2007, we lost someone very close to us. Joe Murphy. This show is in his honor. I think he would have liked it. We try not to get too sappy and weepy. Charlie the Beer Guy and Dan Shaurette join us live, with Jack Mangan — quite literally — phoning it in.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies from last week. I blame Debbie.
  • They had that nasty “root beer” flavor
  • Why did you have to drink warm, flat ginger ale?
  • Your mother was… an idiot
  • Joe had the taste buds of a six-year-old
  • Tell us your midget porn story
  • We could corner the market on circus midget porn
  • MidgetPornCircus.com. Free plug!
  • I’m sorry… you have the clap?
  • Don’t be a pussy
  • I want to see you shotgun a Strongbow
  • Being a world-class black belt complainer…
  • You’ll find me under “Father Cock Daddy”
  • All that porn…
  • Mason Rocket by Beatnik Turtle takes us out. We all miss Joe. And we’ll do this again next year.