Posts tagged “mexico”.

Evoat11 46 – 737 Comin’ Out of the er, Feedburner!

Audio pro Mike Hayden joins us in the studio. Usually on the other side of the mic, but what the hell. He did The Virgin Murders, an indie film.

Choice Bits

  • Those credits are fucked up

  • Wednesday doesn’t have two Ss
  • Shall I take notes?
  • Godsdamned geography-cast, again!
  • It was either the best corndog I’ve ever had, or the worst lobster tail I’ve ever had
  • Fried edamame?
  • Just FYI: not fascinating audio
  • I’m the only one he gave a reach around to
  • Why does anybody want to listen to us?
  • Close, but only a limp cigar
  • Mom! Don’t talk with your mouth full
  • It’s really hard to get sexual when your 2-year-old-granddaughter is 3′ away
  • We had incredible adventuresome sex, and now I have more equipment
  • That’s a long-distance booty call right there
  • “For $0.50 more, he could have been your father…”
  • Hell no he doesn’t want children — any more
  • Same judge that married the dad put the son in jail
  • Point me to the nearest cannabis cafe
  • This is the 3rd time we’ve had this fucking conversation

Evoat11 30 – Evo finally reaches “eleven”

You already know this show tends to be offensive. Well this episode is even more so. As in, really offensive. This is the social media bitch show, and then it sort of spirals out of control. You have been warned.

Where the hell did we get a voicemail from? Where did Brad P. from NJ leave this call? We don’t have a voice mail line! I’m hella confused.

Promo for Love Long and Prosper

Choice Bits

  • If it’s not a small dog, someone died on it

  • One thing: shut the fuck up.
  • I do believe you’ve finally hit an eleven
  • 120 is the new 140
  • What the fuck are you people following me for?
  • Oh, by the way: Satan is my lord
  • God-awful cinnamon cakes?
  • Why are you following me, you stupid bitch?
  • That wasn’t very Xian of you
  • Can we follow the thread? It’s not that gods damned hard…
  • Fucking Jack Mangan
  • I’m not talking about “The Lesbian Issue”
  • Tyler said it with a penis, and that was the problem
  • I can’t even tuck my tits back in there
  • You put the “tart” in Tartan, Debbie
  • If you want to go back and offend the lesbians, knock yourselves out
  • Are you only offensive if you are trying to be offensive?
  • You don’t go rip her a new asshole. You know why? She’s going to die.
  • I often try to be offensive
  • And we can’t call them “lickalottapus”
  • I’m not sure I’m renewing your contract
  • Fuck off, shithead

Evoat11 26 – No More Hookers and Blow for Chuck

Chuck Reynolds joins us again. Not gonna lie to you… it’s a rather tame show for us. Debbie sneaks in a promo for Geek Radio Daily and whips up a new intro for the show!

Choice Bits

  • P.G. recaps last week’s episode. That was some funny shit!

  • When you get fired from McDonalds, where do you go?
  • Debbie goes to the drug store to get candy
  • There are needy kids in Africa that need a vest.
  • That’s tree chicken and turtle soup
  • I found a butt in the trash can fucker; here’s my snake
  • We’re putting the clamp-et down on that one
  • It’s not even scary to walk around Mexico at night anymore
  • Only when we almost got arrested

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Evoat11 10 – Debbie’s Bitch Show

Summary

    Debbie has a few things she needs to get off her chest. So how about I shut up a bit and let her go? Jack picked the wrong show to show back up for and P.G. is adding a bit more production to his recap segment. Plus he’s stretching the concept of fair use. But hey, blood from a turnip, you know?

    Promo for Podiobooks.com (not by me, promise)

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week
  • Maybe for you, big man
  • I feel like I’m 15
  • I will totally crush this can against my forehead when I’m done
  • Did it take you 2 weeks to discover there was no stereo?
  • I’ve driven Pintos that were better than this car
  • He couldn’t figure out there were two Bs in Debbie
  • The stripper showed up to the birthday party
  • I’m sorry, but those are some unfortunate-looking babies
  • Their idea of being frindly is to not kick your ass
  • I don’t want to be anywhere where you can’t touch yourself
  • The last 10 minutes was “blah blah blah”
  • Honey my ass
  • If it’ll get people there, I’ll kick shit over.

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