Audio pro Mike Hayden joins us in the studio. Usually on the other side of the mic, but what the hell. He did The Virgin Murders, an indie film.
Choice Bits
Those credits are fucked up
Wednesday doesn’t have two Ss
Shall I take notes?
Godsdamned geography-cast, again!
It was either the best corndog I’ve ever had, or the worst lobster tail I’ve ever had
Fried edamame?
Just FYI: not fascinating audio
I’m the only one he gave a reach around to
Why does anybody want to listen to us?
Close, but only a limp cigar
Mom! Don’t talk with your mouth full
It’s really hard to get sexual when your 2-year-old-granddaughter is 3′ away
We had incredible adventuresome sex, and now I have more equipment
That’s a long-distance booty call right there
“For $0.50 more, he could have been your father…”
Hell no he doesn’t want children — any more
Same judge that married the dad put the son in jail
Point me to the nearest cannabis cafe
This is the 3rd time we’ve had this fucking conversation
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You already know this show tends to be offensive. Well this episode is even more so. As in, really offensive. This is the social media bitch show, and then it sort of spirals out of control. You have been warned.
Where the hell did we get a voicemail from? Where did Brad P. from NJ leave this call? We don’t have a voice mail line! I’m hella confused.
Promo for Love Long and Prosper
Choice Bits
If it’s not a small dog, someone died on it
One thing: shut the fuck up.
I do believe you’ve finally hit an eleven
120 is the new 140
What the fuck are you people following me for?
Oh, by the way: Satan is my lord
God-awful cinnamon cakes?
Why are you following me, you stupid bitch?
That wasn’t very Xian of you
Can we follow the thread? It’s not that gods damned hard…
Fucking Jack Mangan…
I’m not talking about “The Lesbian Issue”
Tyler said it with a penis, and that was the problem
I can’t even tuck my tits back in there
You put the “tart” in Tartan, Debbie
If you want to go back and offend the lesbians, knock yourselves out
Are you only offensive if you are trying to be offensive?
You don’t go rip her a new asshole. You know why? She’s going to die.
I often try to be offensive
And we can’t call them “lickalottapus”
I’m not sure I’m renewing your contract
Fuck off, shithead
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Posted by Evo Terra at 10:21 pm on March 18th, 2009. 4 comments... »
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Chuck Reynolds joins us again. Not gonna lie to you… it’s a rather tame show for us. Debbie sneaks in a promo for Geek Radio Daily and whips up a new intro for the show!
Choice Bits
P.G. recaps last week’s episode. That was some funny shit!
When you get fired from McDonalds, where do you go?
Debbie goes to the drug store to get candy
There are needy kids in Africa that need a vest.
That’s tree chicken and turtle soup
I found a butt in the trash can fucker; here’s my snake
We’re putting the clamp-et down on that one
It’s not even scary to walk around Mexico at night anymore
Only when we almost got arrested
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Posted by Evo Terra at 8:57 pm on February 18th, 2009. One comment... »
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Summary
Debbie has a few things she needs to get off her chest. So how about I shut up a bit and let her go? Jack picked the wrong show to show back up for and P.G. is adding a bit more production to his recap segment. Plus he’s stretching the concept of fair use. But hey, blood from a turnip, you know?
Promo for Podiobooks.com (not by me, promise)
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week
Maybe for you, big man
I feel like I’m 15
I will totally crush this can against my forehead when I’m done
Did it take you 2 weeks to discover there was no stereo?
I’ve driven Pintos that were better than this car
He couldn’t figure out there were two Bs in Debbie
The stripper showed up to the birthday party
I’m sorry, but those are some unfortunate-looking babies
Their idea of being frindly is to not kick your ass
I don’t want to be anywhere where you can’t touch yourself
The last 10 minutes was “blah blah blah”
Honey my ass
If it’ll get people there, I’ll kick shit over.
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Posted by Evo Terra at 10:10 pm on October 8th, 2008. 3 comments... »
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