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Evoat11 38 – Pasta and Glory Holes

From that title alone, we should win some sort of prize. And if not for that, because Jeff Moriarty shows up… and pisses all over the new Star Trek movie. Then we get really nasty towards the end.

Choice Bits

  • Did you swallow my eye?

  • The theory about what color his dick was
  • Great title for a movie: Guys in Space
  • Paramount paid Jesus to endorse it
  • Now I hate the movie thanks to everything you said
  • His real name is Huge Ackman
  • Fucking with the in-laws: good times
  • You are sick and fucking demented
  • Orc husband?
  • Jesus is crying on me
  • Fucking #followfriday
  • I liked my idea of #felatiofriday
  • Technorama is coming back!
  • You’ve got your pasta in a twist…
  • I call him a pussy all the damned time
  • Quizno’s did not pay for these spots
  • Gives a whole different meaning to “secret sauce”
  • She’s talking to that passed-out bitch in the corner
  • Men, for some reason, want to watch women pee
  • I can’t stick my vagina through a hole
  • I feel better. I’ve been raunchy.

Evoat11 19 – Show 19 – What Meat Does a Virgin Prefer?

Summary

    CJ the Mighty Mommy joins us as we talk about… this stuff. Oh, she’s the better half of Dan from show #15.

    Oh and it’s really damned noisy outside the studio at Gangplank. Blame Ignite Boulder. You people are friggin’ loud.

    Promo for something I can’t hear because of the echo. My ears suck.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week’s show

  • Fire robin? Like burn a bird?
  • “It’s time to drink” starts with an F
  • This isn’t my mouth. Someone shit in this mouth.
  • No, yours are dry and tasteless
  • This isn’t the marital spat show
  • He never falls asleep during his favorite thing
  • Santa was Santa
  • I don’t think it’ll be funny, and I don’t think I’ll do it
  • Have I ever flirted with you, Evo?
  • No one has to get me drunk, I can do it on my own
  • It’s one more than 2008

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