Posts tagged “massage”.

Evo @ 11 #98 – Pick Out the Attention Whore in the Room

Do you think we’re picking on Evo too much? Sometimes he just asks for it.

Choice Bits

  • Having problems with the supposed superior Apple product that keeps failing.
  • Check in at ShEvo Studios on Foursquare.
  • J.C. Hutchins lost Scott Sigler.
  • Absinthe brewery? Effen Vodka?
  • Do Ahi Tuna Nachos sound good to you?
  • Pick out the attention whore.
  • If you call the gas company to report a broken gas line, the first thing the recording says is “if you have a gas line emergency, call 911″
  • I have massage envy.
  • Back cracking party!
  • Breaking bones.
  • Again, about Evo’s hearing loss.
  • They stole his baby!
  • #evfn plans

Evoat11 Show 45 – So How Was Your Vacation?

Back from vacations. Did you miss us? We didn’t miss you. Kidding. No, not really. We’re just not really that friendly.

Choice Bits

  • The highlight of the con was the free rice

  • Was this a convention or a refugee camp?
  • Vilification Tennis sounds like a great idea
  • They just handed out liquor
  • A constant supply of pasta and condiments
  • I heard about the Amish guy you flashed
  • It’s not a cesspool
  • Bumfucked Jersey isn’t so bumfucked
  • I drank a lot, so that means I had a whole lot of fun
  • There was frosting and cleavage at one point
  • It was creepy quiet
  • Science is not a spectator sport
  • It keeps getting wedged between my tits