Sheila and I pick on poor Evo’s Dingy all night.
Choice Bits
- Lemurs and lemmings are completely different animals.
- I’ll be working on a Sheila’s Retort bumper
- I’m officially an empty-nester
- Tiny technical difficulties
- The plant isn’t plastic and it’s not that kind of gas
- Lost talk begins again
- What are you doing Super Bowl Sunday?
- Focus on the Family anti-abortion ad vs Gay dating ad
- More there-is-no-God proof
- My old bumper
- Sheila’s tiny topic is Evo’s tiny dingy
- Flasher vs Fucker
- Dangley bits
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Posted by debbie at 5:27 pm on February 5th, 2010. No comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: atheism, DVR, Lost, mooning.
The alternate title for this episode was “Puppet show and John Managan”.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week’s show
P.G. tells you what you missed last week
They want all those kids to get sick
No, that would be the firth of fifth
What is this “we” shit? You got a mouse in your pocket?
You’re stepping on my toes
Post-gun check but pre-drinking
I wanna fuck your livestock like an animal
I do an impersonation of John Denver
My audience is numerically challenged
What does a live pan look like?
The exact opposite of puking is gurgitating
This conversation is very vealing
Is that a verb involving Steve Eley?
Penny beers are worth… pennies
She’s really nice. I’m not sure what to do.
I don’t give a frog’s fat ass what the clock says
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Posted by Evo Terra at 6:12 pm on May 6th, 2009. One comment... »
Categories: Uncategorized. Tags: alcohol, bluegrass, Cheyenne Wright, Cinco de Mayo, deadpan, Deliverance, Emmet Otter's Jug Band, evfn, facebook, fucktard, girlfriend, guns, Hellziggy, Improv AZ, iTunes, Jack Magan, John Denver, Lost, mattress, Mesa, music, NRA, Nurf, Obama, Paul Maki, puppets, Quakers, Rawhide, Riverbottom Nightmare Band, scotch, Serenity, swine flu, twitter, Vegas.
I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.
Sheila is out for this show, but Charlie the Beer Guy brings in a great beer for me to test. And it’s fan-fucking-tastic. Oh, and the damned show goes too long. I blame it on the beer. And we bitch about your inability to understand large numbers. Oh, and the Battlestar finale in a totally spoiler-free fashion. Trust me. Then Debbie goes a little hoo hoo on us for a bit, which we politely ignore. Then on to Lost. Maybe some Heroes…
Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week.
Spot the Cannabis Leaf
Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
I think I just made that word up, too
Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
It coats, soothes and relieves
Is there a backwards-talking midget?
You’re not Jonathan Coulton
But they both end in “illion”
10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
I think humans came from another planet
That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
Go in the past and bugger Ben
I have been trying my best to warp myself
I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
Special show next week for Joe
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Posted by Evo Terra at 8:36 pm on March 25th, 2009. 2 comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: 2001, AIG, audiobooks, Avagadro, Battlestar Galactica, beer, BevMo, billion, Bourbon County Brand Stout, Caprica, cards, Chicago, Christopher Walken, cylons, david lynch, dice, drinking, Elizabeth, evfn, Firefly, George Lucas, Goodwill, Goose Island Brewing, Grandfather Paradox, gravity, heroes, homonym, Ignite Phoenix, Joe Murphy Day, Jonathan Coulton, keg, Lost, moles, mundane sf, numbers, Obama, oskar blues, Palo Santo, paradox, Root beer, science fiction, scientific notation, star wars, Ten FIDY, time travel, twitter, Wefollow.com, Whole Foods in Chandler.
Summary
Hey! It’s a new even cooler intro! Look at Debbie flexing her engineering skills…
Dan Feierabend from the Love Long and Prosper (and married to The Mighty Mommy) stops by to talk about his upcoming Danthol.com thing. Sheila’s extra bitchy at poor me (Debbie wrote that) and we discuss our her Black Friday plans.
And if you’d like to be on the show, check the Show Calendar for what’s happening here and other shows recorded at Gangplank HQ
Choice Bits
Apologies for last week’s show
Apologies for P.G., since he has no recap of said last week’s show
Didn’t Evo used to podcast?
His rap name is Red Headed Whiteboy
Don’t spoil the bit!
I like being locked in… and tied up
Note to self: pay Debbie
You’re talking about necrophilia?
I’m not going to risk cancer just so I can get a piece of ass
Can’t I just take a coat hanger and jam it down in there?
You know we don’t have any money this year, don’t you?
I’m enjoying rocking the mic with the pantyhose
I’m gong to go register quickanddirtypantyhose.com
You had me at “porn”
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Posted by Evo Terra at 4:33 pm on November 19th, 2008. No comments... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: black friday, cadavers, Dan, danthol, death from the skies, Dresden, evfn, flash, flip hd, fry's, gangplank, gas, harry potter, heroes, james archer, jd byrider, Lost, Love Long and Prosper, movies, netflix, phil plait, relationship, Serenity, shopping, star trek, Steven Wright, stiff, twitter, video games, xbox 360.
Summary
Choice Bits
The girls apologize for last week and P.G. has a special recap.
You were actually able to turn it on?
You went to watch someone’s slideshow on “what I did on my summer vacation”?
So what you are really saying is that neither of you missed me at all
If you’re standing in the isle right now, we’re talking to you!
You have to have shoes on to go to the bathroom, sir.
But that’s a place where people piss!
Oh shut up and get back to a toilet story
Where’s the best place for to get a beer?
You’re so fucking cool. This is why I love you.
I think you’re finally hitting eleven
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Posted by Evo Terra at 5:43 pm on November 12th, 2008. One comment... »
Categories: Podcast. Tags: airports, anne mccaffrey, astronauts, bathroom, beer, Blazing Saddles, catalina, charie the beer guy, coast guard, cub scouts, Dean Haglund, dragoncon, evfn, flight attendant, florida, frog legs, gators, karaoke, kermit the frog, london, Lone Gunman, Lost, magic johnson, mobile phone, NAR, NAR2008, orlando, Orlando Brewing Company, outer space, phil plait, realtors, Reign of Fire, sandals, stewardess, the moon, toilet cast, ugly ducks, Vegas.