Posts tagged “laser tag”.

Evoat11 43 – Overrun by Cutlers

No Sheila! But left wing nut job Dani Cutler fills in for her, bringing half of her family along — Valina and her beau Allen.

Choice Bits

  • I didn’t get you pregnant
  • Instead of an “APPLAUSE” light, you need a “DOUCHE” light
  • Next time you wanna make a sales pitch: space uniform
  • You’re not my favorite
  • You surely recognize you cannot compress time
  • Sign up to present at Ignite Phoenix 5
  • I’m now banned from Social Media Club
  • Maybe you should moon them?
  • Hewn vs felled
  • Should I stop being good?
  • Bribery kind of invalidates the transaction
  • We need an androgynous dyke for this position
  • So you’re a tracer?
  • Evo says you are a prostitute
  • Let’s let him not fuck that up
  • Fucktard is getting married on Monday
  • Can you drink while you are ice skating?

Evoat11 42 – The Social Media Bitch Show Again

Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?

Choice Bits

  • Math is hard

  • Apologies for last week’s show.
  • You fucked my day completely
  • I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
  • I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
  • I look like Nappy Dan
  • They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
  • Into the Dark
  • I plan on showing my ass again
  • If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
  • Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
  • I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
  • Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
  • That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
  • Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
  • She’s a pussy-enabler