Evo @ 11

It’s a missed opportunity because none of us remember it was SHOW 69! WTF! ShEvo had a lot to talk about, none of which relates to sex.

Choice Bits

• Happy Birthday Sheila
• Cheerios and wine, new challenges
• Recap of the Jonathan Coulton concert including fender bender
• Recap of the wedding they attended
• Recap of the #evfn issues
• Curling
• Dinner is served, just don’t look at it
• Lee Lee Oriental Supermarket
• We’re all wicked witches!
• Big hair for an 80s band
• Pie Party

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Today’s guest is Dani Cutler, the TSDivaDani of the political podcasting world, plus actual content!

Choice Bits

• Want a rub down or a rub down with a shih-tzu massage?
• Evo confronts Dani about her kinky podcast recommendations.
• Common Sense with Dan Carlin
• Try Bounce Quest, you’ll get addicted.
• Proper Internet commenting guidelines: comment or suggest, don’t lecture.
• Valentines Shmalentines, just another day.
• Match.com to check out your friends?
• Is a side ponytail the new fashion retrend?
• Billboards and car wraps, what’s next?
• Sheila’s OH words of wisdom.
• Review of Ferngully-3D on steroids.
• Make sure you have everything you need before you leave the house, fucker!
• Going to see @JonathanCoulton and @PaulandStorm
• FUCKing CAT!
• Go fuck yourself and send us the video.
• Going to see @bonjovi next Wednesday so we may record early.

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Debbie comes up with the best show titles. Just the three of us. Building big castles in the sky.

Choice Bits

• When committing a crime and/or having sex: do not film yourself.
• It’s not like they fucked the pig that made the pepperoni
• Sex with the Pig in the City
• Get off my lawn!
• Mur Lafferty’s inside story access to War – > heavennovel.com
• Are you a monkey fucking, hit every room and every piece of the furniture person?
• Oh there’s a candle involved all right
• It’s white shit that gets smeared on bread
• When did the Depends come in?
• The wand of Double Penetration
• Come to Podcamp AZ – November 14th & 15th. It’s free. You’ll have fun.
• Michael Vick as spokesman for Humane Society? Will Dick Cheney as spokesman for Amnesty International be next?
• I’m not any kind of model
• Could George Hrab rape a dog?

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Cj Fiero-bender joins us. And the topics are all over the place. I thought this show was supposed to be about me, dammit!?!

Choice Bits

• These are my bitches

• It’s Debbie’s birthday
• I didn’t bring you the Swine flu
• There are more people killed every year by deer
• Balticon 43 promo
• It tastes like adrenaline, as in I just chewed someone’s adrenal gland
• The inside is liquid evil
• All joking aside — that was vile. And it might have been bile.
• It’s one side of your evil face in the dark
• Seth Harwood coming to Phoenix in June
• Are you over 21?
• Do not deliver to an intoxicated person
• Did you get something from dildos.com?
• Watch the video of Seth’s dog eating a steak
• There weren’t too many people drunker than Cj that night
• … and I just leapt into his arms because I had been drinking
• He was like a drink-ticket ATM
• Love Long and Prosper promo
• You usually dress like I do — as little as socially possible
• Assless chaps, baby
• You showed her the vinyl outfit?
• We can’t offend people anymore
• For the record, you can give anyone a blow job, on air, for your birthday, or just because it’s Wednesday
• The flu is not on peoples’ ass
• I don’t care how big your ass is, you’re not going to get the swine flu from it
• His friend had to go to Best Buy to take a dump

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I don’t think you can write explicit large enough to describe this new opening. Holy cow.

Get three SF geeks in a room and give two of them beer, and this is what happens.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week.
• Spot the Cannabis Leaf
• Ejaculate and ejaculate are spelled the same, yet pronounced differently
• I think I just made that word up, too
• Oh my god this is some nasty shit!
• We’re just gonna drink more of this shit and just get stupid drunk after about 3 more drinks
• It coats, soothes and relieves
• Is there a backwards-talking midget?
• You’re not Jonathan Coulton
• But they both end in “illion”
• 10^+5th, 10^-5th… whatever.
• The difference is more than you can conceive in your tiny little ape-brain
• If Hera is mitochondrial Eve, we should all have a little Centurion brain in us
• I don’t have all the factoids up my ass
• I think humans came from another planet
• That ball-and-socket joint was built by god
• Go in the past and bugger Ben
• I have been trying my best to warp myself
• I’m pretty sure your kids are all from different dads.
• Special show next week for Joe

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