Posts tagged “Jon Stewart”.

Evo @ 11 #97 – 4,000 Gallons of What?

Funny how misinformed people are and how much impossible crap they believe just because.

Choice Bits

  • Don’t take Evo to a show with you.
  • Young Frankenstein, the musical.
  • No more beer rings! If I could find a picture I’d show you.
  • #IDNPP – Impromptu DNPP
  • Are you Blond-erbuss?
  • 4,000 gallons of sperm. That’s some whale.
  • The Internet makes me a bitch.
  • Going to Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity
  • Rainbows are God’s promise not to flood the world again? It has nothing to do with refracted light and/or moisture in the atmosphere.
  • Dear Grilled Cheesus…
  • We actually HAD weather here so STFU.
  • We should be recording next week.
  • Catch Phil Plait’s Bad Universe on the Discovery Channel

Evoat11 36 – Go-Fast Energy Gum Kills Swine Flu

Cj Fiero-bender joins us. And the topics are all over the place. I thought this show was supposed to be about me, dammit!?!

Choice Bits

  • These are my bitches

  • It’s Debbie’s birthday
  • I didn’t bring you the Swine flu
  • There are more people killed every year by deer
  • Balticon 43 promo
  • It tastes like adrenaline, as in I just chewed someone’s adrenal gland
  • The inside is liquid evil
  • All joking aside — that was vile. And it might have been bile.
  • It’s one side of your evil face in the dark
  • Seth Harwood coming to Phoenix in June
  • Are you over 21?
  • Do not deliver to an intoxicated person
  • Did you get something from dildos.com?
  • Watch the video of Seth’s dog eating a steak
  • There weren’t too many people drunker than Cj that night
  • … and I just leapt into his arms because I had been drinking
  • He was like a drink-ticket ATM
  • Love Long and Prosper promo
  • You usually dress like I do — as little as socially possible
  • Assless chaps, baby
  • You showed her the vinyl outfit?
  • We can’t offend people anymore
  • For the record, you can give anyone a blow job, on air, for your birthday, or just because it’s Wednesday
  • The flu is not on peoples’ ass
  • I don’t care how big your ass is, you’re not going to get the swine flu from it
  • His friend had to go to Best Buy to take a dump