Posts tagged “Jeff Moriarty”.

Evoat11 43 – Overrun by Cutlers

No Sheila! But left wing nut job Dani Cutler fills in for her, bringing half of her family along — Valina and her beau Allen.

Choice Bits

  • I didn’t get you pregnant
  • Instead of an “APPLAUSE” light, you need a “DOUCHE” light
  • Next time you wanna make a sales pitch: space uniform
  • You’re not my favorite
  • You surely recognize you cannot compress time
  • Sign up to present at Ignite Phoenix 5
  • I’m now banned from Social Media Club
  • Maybe you should moon them?
  • Hewn vs felled
  • Should I stop being good?
  • Bribery kind of invalidates the transaction
  • We need an androgynous dyke for this position
  • So you’re a tracer?
  • Evo says you are a prostitute
  • Let’s let him not fuck that up
  • Fucktard is getting married on Monday
  • Can you drink while you are ice skating?

Evoat11 28 – Jumping the Shark

This show is way to jumpy for detailed show notes. So deal with the choice bits and keywords for the most part. We do put a wrap on Tyler‘s question You must hang out for the ending! Thanks, Brad P from N.J. for the new one!

Promo for Love Long and Prosper. Sounds like a threesome between Dan, CJ and Jack.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week. P.G. was late. That’ll teach him

  • Evo fucked up in front of 300+ people
  • I like my women cheap and dirty when they are wearing makeup.
  • And this may be a sign that I’m an alcoholic
  • You are actually much better at submission than I am
  • I don’t want to be cute, I want to be laid
  • You just let her spray something in your mouth?
  • Not furries, because furries are nasty
  • Think how much Jesus hates you right now
  • You’d be able to figure this out quicker if you stopped drinking all the time
  • Get off my lawn!
  • One deep dicking and she switches right back
  • If only I had a shorter cock