Evo @ 11

Do you think we’re picking on Evo too much? Sometimes he just asks for it.

Choice Bits

• Having problems with the supposed superior Apple product that keeps failing.
• Check in at ShEvo Studios on Foursquare.
• J.C. Hutchins lost Scott Sigler.
• Absinthe brewery? Effen Vodka?
• Do Ahi Tuna Nachos sound good to you?
• Pick out the attention whore.
• If you call the gas company to report a broken gas line, the first thing the recording says is “if you have a gas line emergency, call 911″
• I have massage envy.
• Back cracking party!
• Breaking bones.
• Again, about Evo’s hearing loss.
• They stole his baby!
• #evfn plans

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We have a do-over here. You know, new equipment + alcohol = clusterfuck. Its all good though. Visited by our east coast friend Donna and y’all remember Arioch, we’re ramping up for the HallowEvo*Con the following night.

Oh yeah, there’s a new intro!

Choice Bits

• Bethlehem PA, home of the horse cocks and not Raven-Symoné.
• If you’d been in the live stream, you’d have heard our first attempt.
• Maybe that cool martini glass rack hanging from the ceiling isn’t such a great idea.
• We love MsInformation.
• Not an overheard, by the way.
• I’d tap that.
• He’s the wholesale foreigner.
• How does the losing team like the British or Portuguese rewrite their history books?
• George Hrab should really listen to this episode and scream the answers.
• A moment for JC Hutchins, 7th Son: Descent is finally out and available. Go buy a few!
• And of course, any conversation about writers turns to Scott Sigler.
• She and E dropping in on A in San Diego next week. Let’s hope she’s prepared.
• GaryVee crossed the line stealing Sheila’s wine and cereal idea.

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Back at GangplankHQ for the night, we chat about nothing really important. I still don’t understand how we have over 800 followers.

Choice Bits

• Lots o’ loogies
• Donut extravaganza topped off by Jack in the Crack
• No actual nuts were chewed during the making of this podcast.
• Why aren’t pistachios red anymore? *
• Supersize me.
• Yes, I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Face is a real song from the musical My Fair Lady.
• She said what?
• Evo just proves every week he’s not as smart as he looks.
• How do you answer your work line?
• Magnophobic Sheila
• Life is show prep
• Scott Sigler actually pays attention to my facebook crap?
• Dream science experts… not.
• Tweetsfortwats is losing it’s umph.  Tweetsforboobs on the other hand…
• Promo for JC Hutchins print debut of 7th Son: Descent.
• She’s an American Girl, or NJ is.
• Adam and Eve for everyone.
• Ideas for fucking with your friends.
• Possibility of me having a real Thanks for Giving.
• The Deadline.
• Coming soon: @MsInformation!

* Originally dye was applied by importers to hide stains on the shells caused when the nuts were picked by hand. Most pistachios are now picked by machine and the shells remain unstained, making dyeing unnecessary except to meet ingrained consumer expectations.

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Jack Hosley visits. And we’re too busy talking about heavy drinking to pay as much attention as we should. We suck at hosting people.

Choice Bits

• You were a lot drunk
• Shut the fuck up, woman
• Invite the wrong crowd and encourage them to do bad things
• Evocon (should really be ShEvo:con, I think)
• This is another story of my idiot son
• It’s illegal to drive down the road with the doors open on the van — while you’re drinking
• This is life lesson #242
• His wife is a useless princess
• I’m not touching my kid’s testicle
• Was it Twilight terrible?
• Debbie always falls for the dumpy guy
• WanderRadio.com
• You are a big ass
• None of her family listens to this show
• OK, have my empty can
  Sincere Driver Needed

• Ding.

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