Evo @ 11

We’re joined by Charlie and wife Carolyn. Just proving really smart people can be funny too.

Choice Bits

• Reciprocity.
• You could die but at least you’ll stop smoking.
• Evo was in a frat?
• Try the first beer. Then the second beer.
• Happy Birthday Jack Mangan.
• Hops smelling is the new euphemism for what precisely?
• Happy Birthday Carolyn.
• “Your nose might be a little fatigued.” What’s that a euphemism for?
• NoPantsAZ round two. Yes, we took our pants off in public again. It’s become an annual event.
• Charlie goes to traffic school for not speeding.
• Are you fucking kidding me?
• Evo should never drive again.
• It wasn’t me.
• Charlies wins with his strip-searched by Canada story.
• Bend your knees?
• Carry used hockey gear to avoid traffic tickets.
• The glitter couch needs more glitter.

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Wow, show 60! So Jack Mangan is here to hang out. We talk about PodcampAZ and recap HallowEvo*Con.

Choice Bits

• Hey y’all!
• Inflammable, flammable, whatever.
• Apologies…
• PodcampAZ is this weekend, finally!
• You talk pretty-pretty nice and make nice-nice with public.
• Happy Birthday for GirlChild.
• Jack’s music plans.
• Evo is the poster child of podtaint.
• What is our 2010 outlook, the year of me? My year of me, your year of you, etc.
• Might make a quick trip to Florida for a rescue mission.
• I was pissed at Evo but I can’t be more specific as to why.
• HallowEvo*Con recap.
• I don’t know why Evo’s so insistent we say conCOCKshun when it was BLUE!
• Who won the nipple contest?
• Candy or Death!
• Hazmat Harry working at the grocery store.
• Bringing NJ all the way home from college just for the family photo.
• Next up: New Year’s Eve Party!

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Today’s drinking game – take a drink every time someone says chicken and/or waffles. If you make it through to the end, leave us a comment with your guess of total mentions. Winner gets a

Choice Bits

• Are you still listening?
• Unguided Missile of Debauchery
• Apologies for last week.
• Evo’s chicken and waffles orgasm.
• MALT vinegar, not regular white vinegar
• Lazy-anna hot sauce.
• Whip out a flask of malt vinegar
• Zoo debacle
• I want my no money back
• Lame Evo Line
• Little Jackie Mangan finally arrives
• Bitch!
• Evo’s sound effect is Evo screaming MotherFucker! Oh wait, there’s an actual and appropriate sound effect.
• Rocky Horrible recap.
• Geriatric Rocky Horror at Evo’s.
• Funny how we all think Evo’s a sub except him.
• A dentisht who ishn’t effective.
• Cigarette packs in Canada are labeled more obnoxiously than ours.
• Loving family photos vs child porn.
• Heroes fail and it’s Jack’s fault.
• BSG flashed during the Emmy Awards.
• Boston Legal is a drama?
• Apologies to retarded people.
• Restart of the chicken and waffles conversation.
• Women are from Evil, men are from Jackass.
• #dwts = do what they say.
• They built a bar in the basement, use at your own risk.
• Poor Marshall, we just use you for your physical talents.
• “Don’t break my fuckin’ pole.”
• Family friendly strip club where pole proximity is important.
• Fit to Strip by Carmen Electra?
• I’m a nutritionist’s nightmare.
• We’ll plan a Beer and Cereal episode with Charlie the Beer_Guy NOT Charlie the Unicorn!
• HallowEvo food theme suggestions.
• Call Jack’s voice mail line for a change.

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Recorded on my birthday. What did you get me?

Choice Bits

• Math is hard

• Apologies for last week’s show.
• You fucked my day completely
• I’m trying to piss people off on purpose
• I spent the morning being lotioned-up by a 2 year old
• I look like Nappy Dan
• They call that David Attenborough Syndrome
• Into the Dark
• I plan on showing my ass again
• If there’s no drinking involved, we won’t do it for #evfn
• Vacation for Evo @ 11 crew coming up in July
• I’m pretty sure that precludes operating heavy machinery
• Wedge that thing right between your tits and you’ll be in the perfect spot
• That’s where the phrase “anal leakage” came from
• Would it be rude for me to say perhaps your daughter is in prostitution?
• She’s a pussy-enabler

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You already know this show tends to be offensive. Well this episode is even more so. As in, really offensive. This is the social media bitch show, and then it sort of spirals out of control. You have been warned.

Where the hell did we get a voicemail from? Where did Brad P. from NJ leave this call? We don’t have a voice mail line! I’m hella confused.

Promo for Love Long and Prosper

Choice Bits

• If it’s not a small dog, someone died on it

• One thing: shut the fuck up.
• I do believe you’ve finally hit an eleven
• 120 is the new 140
• What the fuck are you people following me for?
• Oh, by the way: Satan is my lord
• God-awful cinnamon cakes?
• Why are you following me, you stupid bitch?
• That wasn’t very Xian of you
• Can we follow the thread? It’s not that gods damned hard…
• Fucking Jack Mangan…
• I’m not talking about “The Lesbian Issue”
• Tyler said it with a penis, and that was the problem
• I can’t even tuck my tits back in there
• You put the “tart” in Tartan, Debbie
• If you want to go back and offend the lesbians, knock yourselves out
• Are you only offensive if you are trying to be offensive?
• You don’t go rip her a new asshole. You know why? She’s going to die.
• I often try to be offensive
• And we can’t call them “lickalottapus”
• I’m not sure I’m renewing your contract
• Fuck off, shithead

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Rachel Reese joins us this week. And I’m kinda liking this format of show notes where I skip the Detailed Show Notes. I’m thinking those are now officially a thing of the past.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show, with P.G. Holyfield telling you why.

• She’s going to be an escort
• Have you thought about firebombing them?
• Please give me the breathalyzer
• I heard all about those, but I’m not that old
• Don’t put the shitty beer in my fridge
• He’s 26 and wants to move back in with his mother
• The tortoise sex is very noisy
• You don’t know what Dragon*con is? What the hell is wrong with you?
• I’m not pissing off the side of the roof
• If I had a dinglehopper and I could whip it out…
• So it’s back to dick jokes already, is it?
• I shaved my balls for this?
• Swallow or it’s going in your eye
• Everybody wanted to be Debbie
• You’re kind of a fucking bummer
• I look damn fucking sexy in a Playboy Bunny outfit
• I could wear my loincloth

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Summary

Debbie has a few things she needs to get off her chest. So how about I shut up a bit and let her go? Jack picked the wrong show to show back up for and P.G. is adding a bit more production to his recap segment. Plus he’s stretching the concept of fair use. But hey, blood from a turnip, you know?

Promo for Podiobooks.com (not by me, promise)

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week
• Maybe for you, big man
• I feel like I’m 15
• I will totally crush this can against my forehead when I’m done
• Did it take you 2 weeks to discover there was no stereo?
• I’ve driven Pintos that were better than this car
• He couldn’t figure out there were two Bs in Debbie
• The stripper showed up to the birthday party
• I’m sorry, but those are some unfortunate-looking babies
• Their idea of being frindly is to not kick your ass
• I don’t want to be anywhere where you can’t touch yourself
• The last 10 minutes was “blah blah blah”
• Honey my ass
• If it’ll get people there, I’ll kick shit over.

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