Evo @ 11

Evo had to work late and we chose to record without him. His loss. Plus there won’t be a show next week and I didn’t want you guys getting too lonely.

Choice Bits

• Sheila instructs the audio guys at work on how they should do their jobs.
• Spreading the love at Balticon.
• Pros and cons of shopping for RVs.
• The officer will wait.
• Should I move in with one of my kids to save up money?
• Who the Fuck is Justin Bieber?
• Computer King’s promo
• Missing NJ’s prom
• More editing comments
• Epic Super Hero Battle
• I love my DROID but the camera sucks ass
• I want to win the next DH Flip from Shwaag
• No show next week.

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Evo continues his campaign to have Sprint give him a new HTC EVO™ 4G phone and Candis tells her Vegas story.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show being so forgettable
• Evo wants Sprint to send him the new HTC EVO, gratis. If you want to help you can favorite/share his YouTube Video, share his Blog Post, or retweet his Tweet about it.
• Candis tells us about her recent adventures in Vegas
• Evo’s surgery update
• Overheated at the Ren Fair
• We’re not good chaperons
• You must have patience and a sense of humor when fucking an asthmatic
• Why call sex phone lines when you have the Internet?
• Who wants to go dancing?
• Various Friday Night plans
• Twestival!
• ImprovAZ and the body in my trunk
• This podcast is obscene. And fun. But mostly obscene.

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After a month off and a few technical difficulties, we’re back in business. Visited by esteemed podcasters Paul Fischer, Martha Halloway, and Darth Bon Bon we while away the last day of 2009 talking for you.

Choice Bits

There’s a blue moon tonight
Do NOT listen to our show on Sundays
My December recap
Houston being a part of Texas automatically sucks
West Texas cops suck too
Surprise, 2ndSon got married today
Paul turns into Martha
Attack of the Skittles Speckles
Paul and Martha’s excuses for not podcasting
NJ now wants to be a cellist
Are we back to normal?
ImprovAZ mp3 Experiment
End of the 2000s

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Debbie loves making new promos. So… another one! And since I was out of things to talk about, I asked Sunny Thaper to join us. And that’s always a good time. Every 18 episodes, we’ll bring you Sunny. And Sunny knocks out the outro for us!

Choice Bits

• We’re on vacation the next two weeks, so listen to this 3 times.
• You know what else works? Being brown.
• What do you use to keep the monkeys away from you?
• In India, our mosquitoes attack other smaller mosquitoes
• If you’re not canoeing into work, it’s not a monsoon
• I have been putting fake porn pictures of you up on the Internet
• I’m not sure RLS is on the same level as Dengue Virus
• Maybe they cut out her perspective during one of her brain surgeries
• Speaking of super abilities…
• I don’t recall what you said. Was I listening?
• I’m pissed off at Vs today
• Superheroes vs Supervillains fight Saturday, June 27th at 6:30. Come out!
• What is your superhero name, Sometimes Disabled Boy?
• Wait, you’re Indian. You know how to levitate.
• Sunny could be Sasquatch or Captain Caveman.
• You guys are being wacky in costumes while I’m singled out as the terrorist
• If you have to say “Is it offensive?”, it probably is
• He’ll bitch-slap you four times with one move
• That looks like an upside-down penis
• She could be Super Blame-Deflecting Girl
• The strip bars never close
• You and your girlfriend got ran out because they thought you were hookers
• Fanks Cj fo cookee

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The alternate title for this episode was “Puppet show and John Managan”.

Choice Bits

• Apologies for last week’s show

• P.G. tells you what you missed last week
• They want all those kids to get sick
• No, that would be the firth of fifth
• What is this “we” shit? You got a mouse in your pocket?
• You’re stepping on my toes
• Post-gun check but pre-drinking
• I wanna fuck your livestock like an animal
• I do an impersonation of John Denver
• My audience is numerically challenged
• What does a live pan look like?
• The exact opposite of puking is gurgitating
• This conversation is very vealing
• Is that a verb involving Steve Eley?
• Penny beers are worth… pennies
• She’s really nice. I’m not sure what to do.
• I don’t give a frog’s fat ass what the clock says

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