Posts tagged “Ignite Phoenix”.

Evoat11 28 – Jumping the Shark

This show is way to jumpy for detailed show notes. So deal with the choice bits and keywords for the most part. We do put a wrap on Tyler‘s question You must hang out for the ending! Thanks, Brad P from N.J. for the new one!

Promo for Love Long and Prosper. Sounds like a threesome between Dan, CJ and Jack.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week. P.G. was late. That’ll teach him

  • Evo fucked up in front of 300+ people
  • I like my women cheap and dirty when they are wearing makeup.
  • And this may be a sign that I’m an alcoholic
  • You are actually much better at submission than I am
  • I don’t want to be cute, I want to be laid
  • You just let her spray something in your mouth?
  • Not furries, because furries are nasty
  • Think how much Jesus hates you right now
  • You’d be able to figure this out quicker if you stopped drinking all the time
  • Get off my lawn!
  • One deep dicking and she switches right back
  • If only I had a shorter cock

Evoa 11 25 – WrisTWATch

Jeff Moriarty is here to make us all laugh and pimp Ignite Phoenix. Which is coming very soon! And Debbie sneaks in a promo for The Adventures of Indiana Jim.

Choice Bits

  • Apologies for last week, which you’ll now as P.G. recaps

  • Why the fuck don’t people listen to me?
  • Even inanimate objects aren’t listening to you
  • I think they feel bad because it got hit by a cement truck
  • It doesn’t hurt that you’re really cute, too
  • I don’t swear near enough to get on that motherfucking site
  • SEO” and “ebook” should be profanity on Twitter
  • You’re such an evohole
  • Wristwatch has “twat” in the middle
  • Let me Google that for you
  • He looks really uncomfortable with her hand up his ass
  • When the cops stop you, don’t argue & don’t spit on them

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